Drew began his life like any normal person; he was born in to a flock of wild sparrows and raised in the steamy jungles of Antarctica. As Drew grew up he eventually left his bird family and set out on his own adventures across the world. After travelling to places like Paris, New York City and Harvard, Nebraska, Drew decided to begin what would become the greatest website in the history of the world. Combining his love of comedy, music, peanut butter Twix, and improbable zombie saviors, Drew officially launched AskDrewNow.com in the summer of 1975. To this day he continues to create and destroy the most beloved of videos, text answers and contests with his entire staff of subordinate drones for AskDrewNow.com. His sparrow family is very proud...and tiny.

Kevin, sometimes known as Brett, was originally born Shamgod Mutombo Muresan, but after failed careers as both a pro basketball player for Kenya's national team and a brief stint as a ladder, Kevin finally found his way to the doorstep of the AskDrewNow.com studios. After several years and a few minutes of nursing him back to health, Kevin finally regained his humor and height that had made him so popular among the wildebeests in Kenya and the house painters in rural Alabama. He now enjoys his lead acting duties and bathroom cleaning shifts with the rest of the AskDrewNow.com staff. Kevin can also be booked as entertainment for bachelor parties (no bachelorette party requests please) through AskDrewNow.com. Kevin's adoptive Grandfather, Drew, is mildly proud.

Garrett, or as he's usually referred to�Sally, first arrived at AskDrewNow.com through the great modem and computer monitor fire of 1977. As Drew was trying to not only create his website but also invent the internet, his pet owl accidentally defecated in to his wood and kerosene modem and started his entire studio on fire. As the embers cooled a small, ferret like child was born. As Garrett grew up he learned the tools and trades of graphic design, website creationism, and even secured his Masters degree in mixing board venereal disease treatment. Garrett now pretends to enjoy his position as executive producer and lead turkey care giver for AskDrewNow.com and its affiliates across the world. His biological mother, Drew, is very disappointed.

Not much is known about this beautiful and magnificent specimen of fowl. Very little light has been shed on the Turkey's origin or background, except for the fact that it once saved Drew from drowning in a pool filled with strawberry Jell-O after one of his week long ecstasy and Jimmy Johns benders. Ever since that moment Drew has formed a disturbing and un-natural bond with the Turkey that has lasted for over forty minutes. In a rare interview with the Turkey, we learned that the Turkey is actually, and we quote, "Gobble gobble gobble. Gobble gobble...gobble. Gobble." What we do know is that the Turkey continues its duties at AskDrewNow.com as Senior Writer, Director of Photography and Fluff. Garrett, the Turkey's secretly adopted brother in law, is very delicious when baked for six hours and covered in giblet gravy.