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Pilgrims Progress in Pedovilla
  
I'm addicted to talking to underage turkey's in the sex chat rooms. I was wondering what kinda trouble I could get into by trying to bump giblets with a turkey that hasn't developed feathers in all the adult places?
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On the Run in Rome
  
I was wondering if you knew of any kids CD's available that the child I abducted from the dollar tree could rock out to?
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Robin R. Svoboda
GREAT JOB GUYS!!!!
You are funny as hell....;-)
Miniature in Maine
  
Dear Drew,
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be really tiny? I think it would be super fun.
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dumduminsutton
is tht like the omaha zoo? u should come to the sutton zoo its called The Sutton Public school system
Bea in Arthurtown
  
I recently stumbled onto your site and you three look familiar as hell, do I recognize you from some of your work prior to askdrewnow.com? Or am I just a knuckle?
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Shut-In in Shelton
  
Do you love America's Got Talent? I know I do... It's the greatest show ever! Don't you agree?
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Jay Leno in L.A.
  
When are you going to start making the late night TV rounds? I would love to see you bitch slap Letterman.
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Connie Chung in Clarksville
  
Dear Drew,
I really want to start a career as a hard hitting journalist who gets to interview all of the celebrities. Got any advice on how to make my dream come true?
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Lonely in Laredo
  
Dear Drew,
I seem to find love in all the wrong places. Got any advice on how to meet someone nice?
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Movie Lover in Maryland
  
I heard that Drew doesn't like the movie Legends of the Fall, is this true? It's one of the greatest movies ever made and encompasses the gamut of human experience. For all that is holy, tell me that he likes Dances with Wolves.
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Crazy Mom in Crawford
  
Dear Drew,
I can't find any good educational shows on TV for my kids to watch. Know of any wholesome shows for my family?
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Immature in Israel
  
Dear Drew,
OMG! I love the Secret Life of the American Teenager. It's my favorite show ever! Do you love the show as much as I do?
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Unentertained in Utah
  
Dear Drew,
Do you ever have anyone send in funny home videos to you? If you do, I think that would make for a great TV show.
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Geek Clod in Geneva
  
Dear Drew,
My computer crashed last week and when I called the tech support number, the person who helped me was really rude. Is there anything I can do to get back at them?
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Gobbled in Greenville
  
Dear Drew,
My friends and I can't come to an agreeance on this question. We knew if anyone could help it would be you--so which would you rather fight? A man with a knife or a wild turkey?
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Devastated in Detroit
  
Dear Drew,
I have really ruined my life. I have burned every bridge and ruined every relationship I have had. Is there anything you know that could help me get my life back on track?
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Skid Mark in Seattle
  
Dear Drew,
This is kind of embarrassing but my marriage is in trouble because I can't stop pooping. Am I alone with this problem?
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