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Wow, I’ve never seen 2 people fight over the last stale powdered donut before. But fuck that bitch...I got the donut! #SheWas7 #IPunchedHer |
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Ok, the breakfast area is packed. The ratio is probably 80% overweight people and 20% children. Let’s hope they dont run out of #FruitLoops |
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Buckle up everyone, Im about to #LiveTweet the free breakfast at a resort hotel in #VirginiaBeach |
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Dear @GarrettGriess I just wanted to tell you that #DoctorWho sucks. Also #StarTrek sucks. Also #Modems suck. #ILoveYou #GayNotGay #StillGay |
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#ShoutOut2Satan 4 not being real but still being cool 2 scare weak minded believers #ImJustKiddingGod #NotReally #TheEasterBunnyIsJustAsReal |
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@tori_mich The last time I had 5 guys in my backseat I didn’t walk normal for a week. #ThatsRight #TheyFuckedMeInTheAss |
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@HeatherDawn9810 Once again I apologize for my FB status updates. I will try to be more interesting #BudLightSoloPhoto |
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@HeatherDawn9810 Im sorry my FB status updates make u so mad. At least I have me...and my beer...and my sewing machine. #ShoutOutToMe |
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Everytime I c a bitch with a spray tan eating a taco I cant help but think...what the hell is that spray tanned bitch doing eating a hot dog |
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After spending a few days in #Virginia I have come to a conclusion: Getting raped by backwoods mountain men isn’t as bad as one might think. |
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What the hell is #Ringoworm ? I don’t know, but let’s assume it drums up a lot of itchiness in my anus. |
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I think I have #Ringoworm on my leg. Son of a bitch, I guess everyone else in the #Hottub can thank me for the scratchy yeast infections. |
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So today I touched a crab. That little bastard didn’t seem to like it. Thanks for nothing ocean. #YouJustGotOceaned |
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All right u assholes, Im back on the Twitter. Sorry followers, prepare for lots of poo jokes and offensive slurs against crabs. #FuckCrabs |
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