Answers - May 2013 - Page 6:
Drew - Via Twitter
I just love the feeling of a fresh shave & a hot towel OH GOD I JUST SLICED OFF A GENITAL WART! BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE & WONT STOP! #WartLife
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Drew - Via Twitter
People always ask me "Drew what is the secret to ur success?" to which I reply "FUCK U RACCOON! I FOUND THIS DUMPSTER FIRST!" #MyBananaPeels
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Drew - Via Twitter
Expert Tip:Instead of booking any flight on any airline @ any time, just do urself a favor & swallow a bottle of pills instead #StillWaiting
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im supposed to be in the air right now, but thanks to @United forgetting to send a plane Im still stuck in Norfolk. #Poop
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Drew - Via Twitter
The best thing about flight delays is it gives me more time 2 imagine what it would b like 2 eat roast beef with Adele #MayIHaveAtLeast1Bite
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just saw a female pilot exit a plane...strange. #IJustAssumedTheyWouldHaveCrashed
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Drew - Via Twitter
Shout out to the strange Korean guy at Norfolk International Airport who just gave my 2 year old a piece of candy. #SheWontBeEatingThat
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Drew - Via Twitter
In honor of #CincoDeMayo I just ordered a #Heineken with lunch. But they were out. So Im going with a #RedStripe. #WhatAConfusingHoliday
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Drew - Via Twitter
#NewProductIdea A refreshing fruit beverage named after my favorite football player OJ Simpson. Maybe it could be called Simpson Juice.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Ok, I’ve been menstruating at heavy flow in the ocean for 3 hours now and not 1 shark has attacked me yet. #SharksAreDicks
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Drew - Via Twitter
The #Beach would be so much better if it weren’t for all that sand...and the ocean...and the serious lack of shark attacks. #ComeOnSharks
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Drew - Via Twitter
In honor of #CincoDeMayo I found a wet Dorito on the beach, punched a seagull in the face (Its my Dorito) and ate it. #TheReasonForTheSeason
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Drew - Via Twitter
Some sea foam just flew out of the ocean and hit me in the face. I swear that wave just shouted "YOU’VE BEEN OCEANED!" #NewCatchphrase
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Drew - Via Twitter
When Im on the #Beach & I find a cool seashell I grab the nearest child by the arm & scream in their face "YOU’VE JUST BEEN OCEANED!"
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Drew - Via Twitter
& we end the #FreeBreakfast with a 14 year old cheerleader & her fat mom talking about how she got kicked in the head and needs time 2 heal
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Drew - Via Twitter
#Quote Of the breakfast day: "I raised kids and they got their butts cracked, don’t think I wont crack your butt." #What? #DontTouchMyButt
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Drew - Via Twitter
#FreeBreakfast #ExpertTip: The trashier the family the more likely they will talk about farting and menthol 100s while they eat Raisin Bran
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Drew - Via Twitter
#CincoDeMayo ? Pssshhhhh...that’s not me. #NoOnionsDoubleCheeseExtraMayo
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Oh snap, the same jumbo family of four is now complaining because the #FreeBreakfast doesn’t have sausage or bacon. #PigsEveryWhereRejoice
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I just overheard a super fat family of 4 say "Make sure u grab a couple donuts for the road." #ThanksForNothingObama
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