Answers - May 2013 - Page 4:
Drew - Via Twitter
"Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden Sun, please shine down on me!" Aaaaaaand now you have inoperable skin cancer and 3 weeks to live. #LyricTweet
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Drew - Via Twitter
Thinking about adding #FistPumping to my arsenal of dance moves. I think it would go well with "awkward bouncing" and "seizure arm twitches"
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Whenever I hear some1 say "Happy #HumpDay" I cant help but think of how cool it would b to see a shark own and successfully run an #Arbys.
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Has any1 ever felt like they really needed 2 take a huge dump but then it turns out u were actually just hungry for a ham sandwich? #JustMe
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I love #Fluffing my pillow. And by fluffing I mean I blow it constantly to keep it firm and erect. #PillowTalk
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#NewProductIdea Menthol Underwear. Feel the cooling relief of #menthol on your taint when your crotch starts sweating like your uncle Carl.
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Just once I would like to get my picture taken with #MissAmerica instead of #MissBehindTheJiffyLube. That oily bitch is crazy. #JiffyLube
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From now on I am going to imagine that Tiger Woods is actually just a magical place filled with lions and bushes. #LionBushes > #TigerWoods
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#KidsTheseDays have it too easy. When I was a kid you got #AIDS from a rhesus monkey and you liked it. #UphillBothWaysToSchool
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Just watched myself fart in a mirror 2 see if anything came out.All I saw was a gerbil head. Moral: Dont fall asleep 1st with @GarrettGriess
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#ThankYouJesusFor Testicular Cancer? I don’t know, this hashtag is hard.
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Saw a commercial for #Survivor, but I think they should rename it "Skinny Gross Skin Cancer Bitches Complain Then Eat Coconuts" #IdWatchThat
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I wish I had a #CelebrityMentor. Not so I could get famous, but so I could figure out how to get this cocaine to dissolve in my #CornFlakes
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Sometimes I wish I was a 7 foot version of myself but, you know, still had a hamster-sized #penis. I think people would think that was funny
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I wonder how many #pubes I can fit in my mouth? Hold on, that’s a typo. It should say "I am surprised how many pubes I can fit in my mouth!"
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The main reason Im awesome, great, incredible, smart, funny, attractive & beloved by all is because Im so humble. Thats right, #HumbleAsShit
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Whew, sorry, I just spent the last few minutes tweaking on #nicotine & mashed the keyboard. On the plus side I can now hear my cats thoughts
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Does anyone know how these #NicodermCQ patches work? I just put 7 of them inside my thigh and dont feel anything yetpjfsvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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#Twitter wants me 2 follow @FoxSoccer. Hang on...FOXES CAN PLAY SOCCER? HOLY SHIT! IM FOLLOWING NOW! Wait...its regular soccer #Unfollow
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I cant even watch the #FreshPrinceOfBelAir anymore, not since my Uncle Phil molested me.
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