Answers - March 2013 - Page 2:
Drew - Via Twitter
I like to think that most people are good. I also like to think that most people are secretly half horse under their cardigan sweaters.
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@HeatherDawn9810 So I guess this guy is out of the question? You are so picky... https://t.co/jHhOV5ZFsP
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Every time I hear a #JohnDenver song it makes me so calm & peaceful, just like I assume he was when he died horribly in that plane crash.
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They should rename #MountainDewKickstart "Shitty Nasty Ass Crap" because that is exactly what it tastes like. And I know nasty ass crap.
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@tori_mich Shit...then I need to go to the store to buy a sheet cake...I mean...not buy a sheet cake. #SettleForPopTarts
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So are you coming to visit me this morning or do i need to put my "Welcome @tori_mich " sheet cake back in the freezer for easter?
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@GarrettGriess I believe over 7500 people voted, give or take about 7500. CRISPY TACO DICK 4 LIFE! #SoundsTasty
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When u dont have a job, "casual Friday" means "casually try to get drunk before 2 pm without anyone noticing." #ImGoodAtCasualFriday
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Why do all the hot moms @ the park on weekday mornings have kids & no jobs? I need a new place 2 meet hot singles. #StayAtHomeDadProblems
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I think Im getting a wart on my finger. I remember in the 70s when u could finger blast a frog and not have 2 worry about this type of thing
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This #Easter Im getting drunk Sat night & hide the eggs so I can join in the egg hunt fun on Sun, so all eggs will be @ Taco Bell drive thru
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Is everyone excited for #MarchMadness ? Thats what I call #Easter weekend when I get super drunk and ruin the holiday for the entire family.
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Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail...BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! Ur neighbor just committed a murder suicide on his family.
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Im thinking to celebrate my mid life crisis Im getting a tattoo of the #SpiceGirls. Thats still cool, right?
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After weeks of voting the results r in: #1 Crispy Taco Dick In The World goes 2 @GarrettGriess. U can pick up your prize (Cheez Wiz) anytime
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Instead of calling it "Meth" they should just call it "Instant Weekend." Take Meth on Monday, party until Thursday, wake up and its Saturday
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If anyone knows where I can get a heavily used and soiled adult diaper please message me. #StPatricksDay
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#GoldenCorral ’s buffet is only $12.99! Wow! In other news diarrhea and food poisoning cost $12.99 at Golden Corral #FattyLikeBuffet
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Dear guy at #Walmart with 4 large bottles of milk of magnesia and adult diapers in your cart...I have so many questions! #DoYouPoopYourPants
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Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers. #FuckYeah
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