Answers - February 2013 - Page 9:
Drew - Via Twitter
THE JUICE IS LOOSE! #IChoseApple #RetirementHomeWeekend https://t.co/RxJZLWIF
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Brace yourself...Im heading down to the kitchen for some #FreeJuice. #RetirementHomeWeekend #BallerStatus
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For u weather fans out there Ill be live tweeting the #Blizzard tomorrow! Sounds boring...but...it will probably be boring. #WeatherKicksAss
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24 hrs later & still suffering internally frm WMD hot wings. Some1 make a joke about Colin Powel & the Iraq War pls #Hurts2Tweet #ColonGetIt
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My 2 yr old just named a coloring book dog "Crowny Mcgobladrogaholg Hats." Im not sure but I guess this is what parental shame feels like
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@GarrettGriess Im on it, just wish I would see at least 1 old person...starting to wonder where they all are #Mystery #RetirementHomeWeekend
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Don’t be jealous ’yall...big ass TV representin’ in my room! #The1970sCalled #RetirementHomeWeekend https://t.co/m8q3TD25
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow Hey, your phone has a camera on it... just saying... #RetirementHomeWeekend #soundsamazing #adn
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Just realized Ive been @ this retirement village for 4 hours & havent seen 1 other person...what have I stumbled on? #RetirementHomeWeekend
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Damn, they have a juice machine and everything! Old people have it too easy. Back in my day... #RetirementHomeWeekend
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No matter what ur doing tonight u wont be #YOLO ing like me. Im staying in a retirement/assisted living facility all weekend #Seriously
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I think ur use of "kkk" in ur tweet is racist and insensitive. #ShameOnYou "@HeatherDawn9810: Blonde Heather is backkk!"
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@HeatherDawn9810 Shut the fuck up. You just ruined 2013. #Catchphrase
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Expert Tip:If u order hot wings named "Wings Of Mass Destruction" make sure ur alone 5 hrs later. Ur ass will literally explode #HurtsSoGood
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Turns out it wasn’t David Carradine, it was Steve the mailman. Great, so i just jacked off a guy for nothing.
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@ a bar & I swear David Carradine just walked in. Thought he was dead, might b a zombie, gonna choke him while jacking him off to make sure
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My 2 year old just told me she loves me bigger than mayonnaise. Looks like I just found the next shift manager for #McDonalds.
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Thinking about dressing up as the #HumanCentipede next halloween. Anyone out there want to have their face in my butt all night?
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#TapeACheetahToHerBack
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Hats falling off peoples heads isnt that sad. "@tori_mich: Why am I always so damn emotional. I cry at the drop of a hat."
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