Answers - February 2013 - Page 8:
Drew - Via Twitter
#AgainstMe "@CMPunk:Ritual. Get done working. Play "35%" and "Beginning in an End" on repeat until the feeling subsides. It isn’t subsiding"
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Drew - Via Twitter
I sort of want to get a #perm. Either that or #Bosley Hair Restoration. Either way the goal is to look like Carrot Top.
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Drew - Via Twitter
I get the eerie feeling that someone must have died in this room at some point. Nah, not in a retirement home. #RetirementHomeWeekend
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Drew - Via Twitter
After seeing an #Applebees commercial 4 the 1 millionth time I really want nothing more than to burn down an Applebees #FoodMightTasteBetter
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Drew - Via Twitter
If watching #Roseanne has taught me anything its this: I really really really want to see 2 fat people have sex...in person #AnyVolunteers ?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Everyone heed this most sacred and important advice: Rev 2:20: And god said "Thou shalt tape a cheetah to her back." #TapeACheetahToHerBack
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Drew - Via Twitter
As @HeatherDawn9810 pointed out, duvet cleanliness is very important to me. GET THAT DIRTY DUVET OUTTA MY FACE! #NewCatchphrase ?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just accidentally watched 10 seconds of Star Trek: The Next Generation. U better watch ur back @GarrettGriess , Im taking my anger out on u.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just got done playing Wii in the common room here at the retirement home. There must be a joke in that somewhere #RetirementHomeWeekend
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Drew - Via Twitter
Time for a turkey dinner! & by that I mean that sliced frozen shit in a paper tray u heat up. TURKEY DINNER FUCK YEAH! #WayTooExcitedForShit
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Drew - Via Twitter
Wax Vac: Perfect if u r too stupid to use a Q Tip without jabbing ur ear drum. #Idiots
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Drew - Via Twitter
FACT: If u eat Manwich u r a disgusting human being. #CowAnusAndPeppers
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just crunchin’ chips so hard. #CRUNCH
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just ate all of my 2 yr olds Cinnamon Toast Grahams while she sleeps. Who do I send my address to for the Father of the Year Award? #Tasty
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Drew - Via Twitter
#Grammys Its official, LL Cool J is as entertaining as a huge black dildo in my ass. Which is to say hes only good after 18 beers.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Looks like Lindsay Lohans labia by that tree. #DangleLips "@Fascinatingpics: RT if you can spot what’s hidden here. https://t.co/XMVxKGZE"
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Drew - Via Twitter
I think I have Vulvar Discomfort...can I get a Handicapped parking tag for that? #ImTiredOfWalking10ExtraFeet
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Drew - Via Twitter
Seriously everyone, Im not messing around... #TapeACheetahToHerBack
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just realized I passed 1000 tweets last night. That’s odd, it only felt like 998.
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Drew - Via Twitter
I never realized how strange apple juice tastes without whiskey in it. #RetirementHomeWeekend
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