Answers - February 2013 - Page 7:
Drew - Via Twitter
Holy crap, the pope resigned? Wow @Pontifex ...hope this doesnt mean our brunch next Thursday is cancelled? #WeDiscussSports
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Why the hell does my kitchen dish rag smell like semen? Oh yeah...thats right...I forgot about Friday night. #DontAskQuestions
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Yep, that’s about right. #FTW @puscifer https://t.co/UCOVyZSC
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Used 2 make fun of my cats 4 pooping in 1 litter box & pissing in other,Just noticed I do the same with 2 bathrooms #DontPukeInThePoopToilet
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
OMG, did #TaylorSwift mock her ex last night at the #Grammys ? If ur answer to this is anything other than "Who F’n Cares" you are dog shit.
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
What I learned today from Yo Gabba Gabba: Glasses help u see better! Who gives a fuck? Transition Lenses VS Being Blind = #IChooseBlind
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Either someone in line at the post office smells like shit or I just crapped my pants. #ItsProbablyBoth
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
A https://t.co/NW5L38P0 poll asks "Are you superstitious?" and 36% have answered "Yes." That means 36% of people are dumber than horse shit.
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Adele or A Dell? Either way I want to look at porn on one. #Grammys
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Even in burn victims or Seal? They look gross. "@bryttnoel: The sign of a beautiful person is if they always sees beauty in others."
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
That’s pretty rude to attack my 2 yr old daughter like that. "@tori_mich: “@WeAllKnowA: We all know a loser named Drew” @askdrewnow :)"
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Not my Chaps Ralph Lauren. It just smells assless "@SarahThyre:Laying out my best pair of assless chaps.(yes, I know all chaps are assless)"
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Honestly, these #Grammys are kind of #PoopTicket @AaronDissell
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Tell me about it Ill never forget getting molested by a Brandon @ boy scout camp @tori_mich @AllKnowA:We all know a sexy beast named Brandon
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
@CBS sucks ass. Every single show on this network fucking blows. If u like any show on CBS u r a complete f’n idiot. #NotAJoke
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
Sorry, Im just so dehydrated. "@tori_mich: Could you be anymore obvious? You thirsty gurl. #Subtweet"
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
@HeatherDawn9810 This is completely reasonable and true. My guess; people are dumb as shit. #RaspberryFlavoredAppleSauce #EatADamnRaspberry
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
@HeatherDawn9810 Simple: So they talk slow enough for people in the midwest to understand them. #DumbHicks
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
@HeatherDawn9810 Simple: Pregnant women shouldnt drink caffeine but like coffee and recovering alcoholics enjoy a beer with their meal. #Duh
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
Drew - Via Twitter
@lizziemiller21 Im the undisputed best @ twitter in all earth. Need a good laugh? Read through my tweets. No need to follow any1 else but me
PermaLink    Comments (Be The First!)    Share
<< Previous Page Next Page >>