Answers - February 2013 - Page 6:
Drew - Via Twitter
OMG!!! #JustinBieber is so hotttttt!!! I love him so much!!!
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Excited 4 #AshWednesday tomorrow! Its the only time of year I get 2 smear ashes on my face w/out being labeled as "that dirty chimney sweep"
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USA! USA! USA! #Sad @MMFlint We’re still #1 in fast food, invading countries, cable channels, gun deaths, home foreclosures & peanut butter.
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So #PresidentsDay is coming up fast! I assume everyone still doesnt give a fuck about that.
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Best thing is we know it wont be ur last #SadTrumpet @HeatherDawn9810:First Valentine’s Day that I will be single for in 7 years. #HellYeah!
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Hey there Sharice you stone cold fox. #DamnImSmooth
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I have great memories of my 1st sleepaway camp. Constant aroma of ether, long periods of memory loss, pain everytime I sat down #WaitAMinute
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New Business Idea: Open a loose meat sandwich shop and name it Lindsays Vagina. I think it could give #PinkTaco a run for its money.
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Joan Rivers is so hot. #ThisIsMyWayOfSayingImInToSkeletonSex
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The next time I feel like hot wings Im going to skip the middle man and rub buffalo sauce on my butt hole. #BurningMan2013
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@Tawny_J not hostile, just hilarious. Want to talk about having sex with smoked ham? This is the place. #SexWithHam
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Nothing like wallowing in ur own filth to feel clean "@Tawny_J: Since we finally got a plug for the drain, I’m addicted to bubble baths."
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@Tawny_J Sorry that rooster was such a cock about it. #CockJoke
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Wind blew this on the patio in my backyard. Im not sure if its a sign from god or if Jaocob just got his first period https://t.co/uHJF4N7G
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U ever wake up in bed and realize u shit chinese food all over the sheets? Try explaining that to ur mom when she rolls over in it #Nebraska
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I should clear something up from that last tweet. When I said "go 2 town on a 3lb smoked ham" I meant having non-consensual sex with it #Duh
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Any1 else love turning the lights down low, putting on some soft music, lighting a candle, & then just going 2 town on a 3 lb smoked ham?
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Don’t u hate it when ur making a sandwich & u accidentally drop a pickle on ur foot and ur like hmm...should I eat this #FootPickle or not?
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Creamy white food lube makes me want 2 sing @MiracleWhip What other sandwich spreads have their own music video? None. That’s how many.
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@Tawny_J This picture will explain... https://t.co/BFnbXQhn
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