Answers - February 2013 - Page 5:
Drew - Via Twitter
Going 2 #Denver tomorrow 4 the weekend. Thats the place I can throw beads @ women and theyll call me an asshole, right? #ShowMeYourNorthface
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Drew - Via Twitter
Whenever anyone says #HappyVDay it makes me think of my gynecologist. His hands are always so cold but his voice so soothing. #VForVagina
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Drew - Via Twitter
That’s what my dog goes through every Spring. #ThunderHeat "@AroundTheHorn: Thunder- Heat sounds like a Bob Seger song."
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All ppl say the day their kids were born was the greatest day of their life. Mine was the day I ate 127 shrimp @ #RedLobster #BetterThanKids
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Drew - Via Twitter
A #BassProShops commercial just said accuracy is more important than distance when casting a fishing pole. In other news NO ONE F’N CARES.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Its good to see Celine Dion making burritos for #TacoBell . Better than hearing her sing thats for damn sure. #SheKnowsSteak
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Whew, that was close. 3 hours and 59 minutes with an erection...43 more seconds and Id be galloping to the emergency room. #Boing
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Drew - Via Twitter
@griessk @GarrettGriess I did. No answer yet...
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@griessk my phone is saying @GarrettGriess # is disconnected...hook me up. I need to chat with @GarrettGriess
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"What r u guys doing?" "Oh, just making Pop Tarts." #Smooth #PopTarts #NoMoreQuestions @GarrettGriess https://t.co/n88kjLxX
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Drew - Via Twitter
When ppl talk about me I hope they say "Thats just Drew being Drew." Also acceptable: "I hate that stupid arrogant prick asshole" #EitherWay
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Drew - Via Twitter
If arent a complete moron you will go listen to @puscifer streaming the new album #DonkeyPunchTheNight now! https://t.co/8u80vjwR
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My 2 yr old is sick with a nasty head cold. Great, now whose going 2 walk down 2 the gas station 2 get my cigarettes and porn #ShesSoSelfish
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This #ValentinesDay I cant wait 2 jam my face in emily’s fortune cookie. #GetYourMindOutOfTheGutter #LookAtThePicture https://t.co/2lWJyJIc
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Drew - Via Twitter
Big Pussy "@CatsOutOfTheBag:Time 2 get creative, #catpeople. We need a name 4 the #fatcat on our #MardiGras float. Send us name suggestions!
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Drew - Via Twitter
New #Olympics sport idea: Sprinting. "But that’s not new" u might say. It is if we #TapeACheetahToHerBack
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I cant wait to go #camping this summer! Zip ties, check. Duct tape, check. Mouth gag, check. Suffocation bag, check. #WelcomeToTheWoods
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I really need 2 get 2 the #gym today. I feel like theirs lots of butts that need staring at while I fake stretch for 45 minutes #FeelTheBurn
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EVERYONE! ITS 9:33 AM MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME! U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! #Its1033AMCentralStandardTime
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Drew - Via Twitter
Sorry about that last tweet, my 2 yr old sent it from my account. As u can see shes very advanced in typing & vocab but still a huge asshole
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