Answers - February 2013 - Page 4:
Drew - Via Twitter
Donkey Punch Tuesday! @puscifer @carinaround @JeffFriedl @mat_mitchell @mattmcjunkins https://t.co/yg6WyvmS
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Drew - Via Twitter
@balconyfool And you are my favorite scene stealing ghost since Patrick Swayze.
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Drew - Via Twitter
@balconyfool For the record, I invented the #HarlemShake 3 years ago...skip to the 1:45 mark https://t.co/Mwj5Q438
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Drew - Via Twitter
#ImGoingToListenInsideYourButt This hashtag goes out to everyone...yeah...you know who you are. #Everyone
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Drew - Via Twitter
Thinking about shaving my ass hole, but I don’t know if @GarrettGriess will let me shave him. #YouAreMyAssHole #NotTheOneIPoopOutOf #IGuess
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Drew - Via Twitter
Ppl like this new band #TheAlabamaShakes , glad 2 see someone named a band after how I feel driving in Alabama with my #Obama bumper sticker
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Drew - Via Twitter
Is any1 else enraged that the price of Ramen Noodles has gone up an average of 1 cent/year for the last 10 years? #20Cents #RamenBloodMoney
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Drew - Via Twitter
Some1 once told me I cant drink 5 Liters of wine in 1 night, so I told that guy 2 go 2 hell and got a new AA sponsor #Step1 #IHaveNoProblem
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just found out about https://t.co/QGsTjuX9 , Im gonna need a lot more boxed wine & issues of Cosmo to prepare for this #ComeOnOverOldLadies
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just did some coloring with my 2 yr old, see if u can guess who colored what. Hint: She’s very disturbed for her age. https://t.co/kNyzGnj0
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Drew - Via Twitter
Sometimes when I get really bored I like to play #Monopoly with my dead grandma. And you all thought I should just bury her in the ground.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Music stars react to the death of Mindy McCready: "Who?" #RememberThatOneSong20YearsAgo #NoOneDoes
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Drew - Via Twitter
Sometimes I wonder "How many golf balls could I jam up my ass?" But then I think "Oh thats right...7." #ReadyForGolfSeason
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Drew - Via Twitter
Happy 16th bday to @tori_mich. Just think, 16 years ago today your mom pushed you out of her...you know...err...I mean...the stork came?
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Drew - Via Twitter
@griessk @GarrettGriess Whats the child labor thread count on those hand bags? I dont buy anything less than 13 Vietnamese kids.
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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess Confucius Say: Fame and Fortune come to those who buy my book: How to Gain Fame and Fortune. Only $19.99. Order now!
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Garrett - Via Twitter
This is the original #HarlemShake (Skip to 1:45) https://t.co/dia3erLE We were so close @askdrewnow to your fame and fortune. #adn
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Drew - Via Twitter
At #EmbassySuites in Denver enjoying the free wine & cocktails...I wonder what it feels like to be drunk. #AskMeIn90Minutes
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If u spill wine on ur 2 yr olds coloring book does it count as coloring? If so Im spending some quality time w/my daughter #EverythingIsRed
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Drew - Via Twitter
Lets all agree 2 stop calling women "bitches" Its degrading to SHUT UP BITCH! IM TRYING TO TWEET! TAKE OUT UR OWN TRASH YOU BITCH #HappyVDay
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