Answers - February 2013 - Page 3:
Drew - Via Twitter
#Wendys should include sphincter wipes with all meals.
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If it makes u feel any better fish r never really alive, their just less dead. "@tori_mich: Why do my fish keep dying?!"
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Or roofies "@bryttnoel:I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Budweiser than Kay."
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Shout out 2 @trusteetravis 4 the poo pun & also 4 recognizing a terrible chip flavor. Back 2 the drawing board in my search 4 fame & fortune
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Is the #Lays chip flavor contest still going on? I thought of a great one: ANAL CHEDDAR #TangyAndBold #AnalCheddar #WheresMyMillionDollars
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Shout out to cows, you sweet ass moo machines. #Cows
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I swear, if I ever find out what left all these cat tracks in my backyard Im gonna hunt it down like the cat that it probably is.
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Think I need a new winter coat, a homeless guy just pointed @ me and laughed. Don’t worry, I killed him and dumped the body in a sewer ditch
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I love the sound of men grunting rhythmically while helping each other get ripped. #NotTalkingAboutTheGym
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This is a pretty sexual tweet. Anyway, I always come early. #Sorry "@AshliDunham: Why do all good things come at the same time"
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Actual census of the Scottsbluff gym right now: 1 hot chick, 5 guys over the age of 70, me. I like those odds. #TryingToBangA70YearOldGuy
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Just saw someone using a flip cell phone...I didn’t realize it was 2011 nerd. #SarcasticTweet
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Wld burglars notice a "Beware Of Dog" sign in my yard w/a half eaten corn dog tied 2 it? I feel like that might b an invitation 2 butt sex.
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No matter what u do in life u will never be as cool as the guy who comes to the public library everyday just to watch #WWE videos on youtube
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Im switching from white socks 2 black socks, that way its easier 2 tell which ones Ive jacked off in and which ones Ive jacked off in 2 much
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I need to clarify that last tweet. I in no way condone watching The Sound of Music. #CocaineIsFine
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EVERYONE ENJOYING A SNOW DAY: Get crazy today! Do a bunch of cocaine, eat a whole cake, maybe watch The Sound of Music. #CrazyIsHard
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Does anyone remember who won the #SuperBowl? Yeah, I completely forgot too. #NoOneCares
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Whats the world record for longest time holding in a huge poop? No...wait...dont look it up...I just shit myself. #RecordAttemptOver
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The worst thing about having snow in the ground is it makes it too easy for the neighbors to see where I shit in my yard. #SnowstormQ
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