Answers - February 2013 - Page 2:
Drew - Via Twitter
Revision 2 my last tweet: Replace "bellybutton" with "anus," "creme de menthe" with "pudding," & "ferret" with "any1 who works @ Mcdonalds"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Not sure if any1 realizes this about me, but I love to fill my bellybutton with creme de menthe & let my ferret drink out of it #DrunkFerret
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I guess we know why Dale Earnhardt Sr died in that car crash, he was talking on his #NascarPhone @HeatherDawn9810 @Tawny_J
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Shout out to @Tawny_J for her knowledge on #Nascar phones and @HeatherDawn9810 for owning 1 #NascarPhone #TonyStewartCalled #WhiteTrash
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Drew - Via Twitter
Whenever I hear about the rising cost of chicken wings I always think "If I was a chicken Id charge a lot more to let someone eat my wings"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Love is...never having to say "Sorry I gave u my scabies." But I did love that dog...
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I begged @Pontifex to pray for my descended left testicle and POOF a MIRACLE! My nut ascended...just like you know who. #ImTalkingAboutJesus
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Ifyou eat Chex Mix for breakfast you are a true pimp player! If you eat Chex for brakfast you are a bitch and I will kill you. #ChexMix
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@HeatherDawn9810 Shine bright like a statistic for domestic abuse, Shine bright like a statistic for domestic abuse...
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Any1 know where I can get a good colonoscopy? Wait, nevermind, Im just gonna let Carl down @ the #HomeDepot do it again #CleanupInPlumbing
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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess Just offered up some free & priceless advice for graphic designers here on twitter. You. Are. Welcome. #PrintMediaIsTheFuture
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(2/2) In fact I dont know a single person over 70 who doesnt subscribe to a newspaper, and they aren’t going anywhere for at least 6 months.
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(1/2) ATTENTION GRAPHIC DESIGNERS: The internet is dead, do urself a favor & get a job in print media. Newspapers & magazines r the future.
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Drew - Via Twitter
If loving chocolate is wrong then I dont want to be maimed in a horrible car accident leaving me a lifeless vegetable 4 the rest of my life
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Drew - Via Twitter
@AndyRichter My grandma used 2 say "Ill give u something 2 cry about" & then passed away after a long battle w/cancer leaving me sad & angry
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Shut the hell up, everyone hates u.Did that help?@HeatherDawn9810 Some days you just need wake up & decide that ur going 2 be in a good mood
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Sounds like a perv @tori_mich Our neighbor came over & asked if he could plow our driveway.Maybe there are still some good people out there.
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@HeatherDawn9810 Like the Ghost of Xmas Past?That dude bothers me all the time,If hes hassling u let me know,Ill kick him in his ghost balls
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Just took my cholesterol medicine. At this point I think a heart attack would be easier than taking a pill everyday. #Lazy
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Shout out to #DaveThomas for having such a fat daughter.
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