Answers - February 2013 - Page 13:
Drew - Via Twitter
@tori_mich Jokes on u, i was never young, hip or in my 20s. Im too busy being radical, bodacious and totally tubular. #ImActually43
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Drew - Via Twitter
Disregard my last joke tweet, I realized that was just my grocery list. #WhereDoIShop #WouldntYouLikeToKnow #OneJessicaLangeHandJobPlease
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Drew - Via Twitter
I scribbled down a joke before I fell asleep last night, but all I can read is "Hand Job," "Jessica Lange" & "Lentil Soup." #IBetItWasFunny
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Drew - Via Twitter
Ppl always ask me "Drew, whats the secret to ur success?" 2 which I reply IF UR NOT GOING TO BUY ANYTHING THEN GET AWAY FROM MY HOT DOG CART
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just finished reading Carrie. Man, that girl was a beeeooootch. #ButThePromSoundedFun
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I read that #porn causes E.D. in men. I wonder if its watching it or starring in it. Either way Im screwed. Does any1 know the # for Cialis?
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Drew - Via Twitter
@Savboda I will make u proud, not like that crispy taco dick @GarrettGriess . #TwitterBurn
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Drew - Via Twitter
I was walking the beach at sunset yesterday, admiring the earths beauty, when I couldnt help but think "I wish genital warts were temporary"
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Drew - Via Twitter
#WhatToSayAfterSex Does anyone know how to get a wine stain out of a ski mask?
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Drew - Via Twitter
The best, most romantic album to make sweet love to is, without a doubt, the Lion King Soundtrack. #LetsRolePlay #IllBeScar #YouBeRafiki
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