Answers - February 2013 - Page 11:
Drew - Via Twitter
False alarm! Its actually just Kobe Bryant with some duct tape and a box of Trojan Magnums. #WaitAMinute #IHopeThisIsntDenverAllOverAgain
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Someone help me, a guy is knocking at my front door and it looks like its Ray Lewis with a knife...not sure what to do #StabbersGottaStab
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#ICantGoOneDayWithout Heroine. If my probation officer asks Im just kidding.
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#ICantGoOneDayWithout Regretting poking holes in my parents condoms to try to get a brother...instead I got @HeatherDawn9810 #HugeMistake
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#ICantGoOneDayWithout Regretting my LFO tramp stamp tattoo. #ChineseFoodMakesMeSick
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Ive been prairie dogging a huge poo for 30 minutes now, because #YOLO. Im so proud of myself.
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Ill be damned, I had no idea my meth dealer worked out here too. #SmallWorld #IJustNeedOneHitMan
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If life hands u lemons, don’t eat them. They r probably dirty ones from Ecuador. #LifeLessons
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This chunky lady w/weight lifting gloves @ the gym is my new hero. I’ve never seen someone eat a snickers while blasting on the hip sled.
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I just cooked Abad! Ass Meal! #WhatsAnAssMeal #PoopTarts
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Wait, I typed that last tweet wrong, its supposed to be a message to my friend Abad. Let me try that again.
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I just cooked a bad ass meal!
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Whenever I cant sleep it helps 2 think that right now in S. America, theirs an 80% chance a jaguar is taking a shit somewhere in the jungle
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I just drove by a trailer park and saw 4 dirty cats chasing each other in to a Dollar General parking lot. Life. Makes. Sense. Now. #Clarity
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Its time 4 todays Math Problem! Here we go: Eating 20 Chicken McNuggets = Irritable Bowel Syndrome. #NowTryItWith40 #ExplodingAnus
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Just ate a cupcake 4 breakfast. Before u get up in my face about it just think about this: A lion fighting a polar bear. #ThatWouldBeCool
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@GarrettGriess I would say a terrible, terrible parent. Knock knock, Who’s there? Social Services, we are here to take your children.
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@griessk I dont specialize in killing birds, just burying them in shallow graves out in the country. Just ask @GarrettGriess , he knows.
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@griessk Those aardvarks r in aardvark hell while their aardvark families try to understand the senseless tragedy that killed 5000 aardvarks
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Garrett - Via Twitter
A baby climbed up on me and fell asleep. What do I do? #IsThisWhat911isFor? #MyPhoneIsOutOfReach #FreakingOut #BabiesScareMe #adn
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