Answers - February 2013 - Page 10:
Drew - Via Twitter
Im a few weeks behind on the DVR, but @hannibalburess was fantastic on #TheMindyProject . I hardly noticed you.
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Drew - Via Twitter
That cheating bastard. "@HeatherDawn9810: Jay Cutler is engaged. @askdrewnow your daughter is going to be sad. #SheLostHerBoyfriend :("
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How many pumas have to die just for ur socks? #PumaSocksAreMurder "@tori_mich: #30FactsAboutMe I only wear Puma socks."
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow @trusteetravis Ooooooh Yeeeeeeah... #PlaygroundFourSquare is where it’s at. #QueenForLife #NotThatKindOfQueen #adn
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Well, I just got raped at #JiffyLube. But in hindsight I guess I was asking for it by frequenting a business called Jiffy Lube. #NoSurprises
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This is what #SeaMonkey genocide looks like. How can u all sleep at night knowing this is going on? #ShameOnYou https://t.co/hkkmxlG7
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Only 4 square that matters is the game I dominated on the playground #KingForLife @trusteetravis: What is #foursquare & is it worth getting?
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Its scientifically proven that if u listen 2 Willie Nelson while eating mexican food ur 33% less likely 2 poop ur pants l8er that day #TryIt
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If any1 tells u that life isnt fair, have them eat this 59 cent frozen gas station burrito I just had #ItsMoreThanFair #TastesLikeMonkeyButt
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THANKS FOR NOTHING OBAMA! "@JoseCanseco: I will always have my sweet sweet guns"
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Except banana production. And I assume...starvation. "@theSchlautgun: the United States should never lose to Honduras in anything #soccer"
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Men, if uve never tried it, pour a glass of #Sprite and dip ur balls in it for a few minutes. Women, Im sure it works on ur fajita as well.
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So Tim McGraw has been sober for 5 years now...wow. Who the hell is #TimMcGraw ? #MustBeABitch
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Does this picture make anyone else super #Horny ? https://t.co/W0t7qcro
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I didn’t realize it was a requirement for every employee of #WalMart to either have tourettes or be criminally insane. #IShouldHaveKnown
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I assume u r talking about pubic hair. "@HeatherDawn9810: Life is too short to go swimming without getting your hair wet."
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Oh my god...nature shows kick ass.
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Just opened a pouch of #SharkBites and got 5 Great Whites! Don’t know what Im talking about? Then #GoFuckYourself #OrGoBuySomeSharkBites
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If any1 knows when Joe Flacco is going 2 Disney World pls let me know, I need to meet up with him because HE OWES ME MONEY #ThanksVegasLine
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Look, I dont want to beat a dead horse here, but I don’t know how else to tenderize this horse meat. #WhoWantsALeg
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