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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess has a site at https://t.co/jksUVWHPvV "@LauraJaneGrace: I need a talented web designer. Anybody out there looking for work?"
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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess is 1 of the best & really professional "@LauraJaneGrace: I need a talented web designer. Anybody out there looking for work?"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Wife told me that boiled water tastes better on the stove than in the microwave. Must be her way of asking me 2 stop peeing in the microwave
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Drew - Via Twitter
Sometimes I like 2 shout @ my 2 yr old YOUR MOM AND I R GETTING DIVORCED AND ITS ALL UR FAULT! Then we go 2 #Sonic & split a foot long coney
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I feel like old people would be alot more fun if they were younger and...you know...not so old. #GetOffMyYardYouHooligans
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Did you know their are videos on the internet that aren’t porn? Yeah, I was shocked too. #ThanksAlGore
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Without a doubt this is the single GREATEST SHIRT EVER #NebraskaWolf https://t.co/aLFTAQPmRc
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Drew - Via Twitter
I think Im going to try eating butterflies for a while. Is that a thing? #MakeTheSpidersJealous
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I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT POPE! Im so excited! Hold on, that’s a typo... *Poop #ICantWaitForTheNextPoop
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Drew - Via Twitter
Holy shit! #Dogs can get cancer too? That’s ruff.
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If these #Cialis commercials have taught me anything its that having erectile dysfunction makes you a huge douche.
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Drew - Via Twitter
The best thing about anal leakage is how nice and moist it makes the inside of your thighs. #ButItSmellsTerrible
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Drew - Via Twitter
I think that "Your Uncles Wet Hairy Knuckles" should be a flavor of ice cream. #TastesLikeUncleHotTubJohnny
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just saw a really fat lady wearing #Crocs . #ImagineThat
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Im pretty sure if u saw #RebaMcentire naked it wld look like a bruised old sack of flour with 2 dead raccoons smothered inside a jar of tuna
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I love playing hopscotch naked. I just don’t understand why all those people at the school get so upset. #HiKids
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Drew - Via Twitter
When the #JimmyDean sun asks "where’s the sausage?" on that commercial I always get a raging boner. Wonder what that means. #ILoveSausage
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True love is when u cant imagine ur life without that special person no matter how hard u try. Or if u get a bitch pregnant. #ShoutOutLadies
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Some1 asked me what my favorite #BonJovi song was 2 which I replied IM NOT GOING WITH U 2 THE BON JOVI CONCERT MOM! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
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Whose coming 2 the #Oscars ? No award show, just a party where I let a homeless guy named Oscar go 2 town on me in the closet for 20 minutes
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