Answers - January 2013 - Page 9:
Drew - Via Twitter
I just got the oil changed in my car. Is it normal for the mechanic to stick his finger in my butt? #DidntChargeMeExtra
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Drew - Via Twitter
After alot of research Ive found the key to a great #HumanCentipede is buying as much Taco Bell as u can fit in the back of a mini van.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Everytime I hear the words "Buffalo Chicken" I like 2 think of a buffalo & a chicken having sex. Also when I dont hear those words #ThatsHot
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Drew - Via Twitter
I built a time machine. Drink a gallon of gin & POOF, its 3 days later. Repeat as necessary until May 10"@KennethDunham9:Is it may 10th yet?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Woooooooo....Ooooooooooooo....Booooooooo @tori_mich , we r the ghosts of ur fish and frog.....Oooooooooo....Spoooooooky #GhostTweets
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Drew - Via Twitter
I need a new way to answer the phone. Thinking about "Hey Hey Hey, its Fat Albert!" Would that be too confusing? #FatDrew
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Drew - Via Twitter
If everyone in the world had Twitter there would b no wars...except Twitter wars...& regular wars...& regular wars started by Twitter #War
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Drew - Via Twitter
Not sure what to tell my 2 yr old when her Sea Monkeys die, probably LOOK WHAT U DID! U MURDERED AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF SEA MONKEYS! R U HAPPY?
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow Donna Lewis, always forever. #adn
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Drew - Via Twitter
Lyric Tweet Contest! Guess what song this lyric is from and win! Answer revealed later today. Here is the lyric: "I Love You" #LyricTweet
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Drew - Via Twitter
Wow, this is the best tweet ever, u have really outdone yourself "@GarrettGriess: -Garrett"
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow You don’t own a gun and this won’t show up on https://t.co/vuHnVsaH because I suck at programming. Testing it: #adn #askdrewnow
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Drew - Via Twitter
U can have my guns when u pry them from my cold dead hands, which will be pretty easy since I just accidentally shot myself #Guns
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Drew - Via Twitter
This new chocolate Fiber 1 cereal tastes just like Cocoa Puffs! Plus u get to shit ur pants 20 minutes later! #BestOfBothWorlds #Poop
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Drew - Via Twitter
Anyone know where I can get a slightly used catheter? Really want 2 get into the "poop on the go" lifestyle but not sure where 2 start #Poop
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Drew - Via Twitter
I swear, if I get 1 more snapchat of someones wiener... #IWillLoveIt
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Drew - Via Twitter
Says the temp outside is -14...Might need 2 put away my daisy dukes today. That old man that stares at me in Walgreens is going 2 b pissed
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow #askdrewnow It was on blu-ray. If I remember correctly, the person who got the gift didn’t have a blu-ray player. Double burn.
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Drew - Via Twitter
So @GarrettGriess when r u going to make the trip out to visit me? To hang with the twitter master. #WorthYourWhile
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Drew - Via Twitter
Not to burst your bubble, but All American Rejects sucks huge monkey nuts. #Seriously
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