Answers - January 2013 - Page 7:
Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess ITS LIKE UR READING MY FRICKIN MIND! #KrisKross
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OH. MY. GOD. @GarrettGriess this news will make u Jump, Jump, Jump. #KrisKross https://t.co/hM2qltch
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Poem to my basement spider:Hey man I get it, u live down there, thats cool. But pls stop moving ur web each day & scaring the shit out of me
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Today is a very important day for me! I finally got my #period .........................................................button to work. See.
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I now understand why people decide to become #nudists ...because doing 10 loads of #laundry a week sucks donkey balls.
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If ur having a bad day and really feel sad about yourself just remember this, there is no one out there that cares. #ExceptYourCat
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"Lacrosse tickets start at $12..." Shhhhh...you had me at shut the fuck up. #NoOneCaresAboutLacrosse
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Ive heard rumors that there are people who actually choose to listen to Aerosmith...that cant be true can it? #AerosmithSucks #ExceptDreamOn
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@GarrettGriess ?"@A_Gorilla_: Does anybody ACTUALLY drink Pepsi? Like, deliberately, outside of restaurants that don’t have Coke products?"
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Just finishd reading Mary Shelley’s #Frankenstein and I have to say...it had a lot less incest than I was hoping for.
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I wish I could figure out why this couch I’ve been laying on all day smells like farts. #ItsAMystery
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These r literally @GarrettGriess 2 fav things"@TeamCoco: China does not lead the world in burrito technology or drunk people on ATVs. USA!"
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Wrote this joke as a kid let me know if its still funny - Hi Drew! NO BUS DRIVER GARY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE ANYMORE, IT FEELS WRONG! #Secrets
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Started using an electric toothbrush 2 days ago and it feels AMAZING! Just make sure u use lube the first few times u stick it in ur butt.
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Just mixed 2 conditioners in the shower, now my hairs Confidently Clean & Ultra Moist. Just like the ladies. AM I RIGHT LADIES! #SorryLadies
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I just shit myself while riding the exercise bike, now trying to blame it on one of these old geezers in the area. #YOLO
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue We aint as bad as them movies make us seem, we..STOP THE CAR! GRAB UR GUN! I JUST SAW A RACCOON RUN BEHIND THAT TREE!
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue "You know who really is that there voice of ’Merica...Toby Keith. Like a modern day Lone Ranger if u ask me."
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue "Well I’ll be danged, ur right, I aint never seen a cow do that before. Move over and give me a turn will ya."
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue "Well pa, now that u mention it I guess cousin Penny does have a mighty attractive dumper, I guess I’ll ask her out."
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