Answers - January 2013 - Page 6:
Drew - Via Twitter
Tried making my own pasta sauce, long story short were having Ragu. #CookingIsForLosers
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Drew - Via Twitter
Tomorrow? @wesborland:1 day all races on planet will hv mixed into 1 nobody will care what ur sexual orientation is & religion wil b history
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Garrett - Via Twitter
I said goodbye to print news, But now officially, goodbye to TV news? No More investigative reporting anymore. Yay, Internet? #adn
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George Jefferson
I'll be you poop your pants as well. Also, shut the fuck up, you just ruined 2013. #Catchphrase
Drew - Via Twitter
Just retweeted some cow that says he/she will get me more followers. I sincerely hope they are all cows...or porn stars. #LEGIT
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Drew - Via Twitter
Like u dont know about hookers "@KWC1973: I think it’s cool but I had no idea there are so many hookers in west O"
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Drew - Via Twitter
@SewardAndrew Nope
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Drew - Via Twitter
@wesborland Who was really the boss; Tony Danza or Judith Light?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Anyone else get uncomfortable watching that Viagra commercial when the guy gets the horses out of the trailer? #WhatTheHellIsAboutToHappen
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im so excited NHL hockey is back! #SaidNoOneInAmerica #SaidEveryoneInCanada
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just saw a commercial for new episodes of #WickedTuna . Not sure what that is but Im probably going to wear a condom just in case.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Heard a strange sound outside, thought it was a snake, probably was a pigeon, shot them both w/my AK47 #DontTakeMyGuns #OKYouProbablyShould
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Drew - Via Twitter
LIFE the board game? I f’n rule that."@tori_mich: We all take a lot of things for granted, but I think number one is life itself. #RealTalk"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im fed up, Im joining the NRA! Wait, thats basketball right? Oh shit, I mean Im joining the NBA! Joining the #NRA would be just... #Stupid
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Drew - Via Twitter
If anyone says "TGIF" to u today u have my permission to stab them. Unless they are talking about the 90s ABC programming block #ThenHugThem
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Drew - Via Twitter
Should have seen the Manti Te’o thing coming, I suspect all the video of him playing linebacker capably before the BCS game were imaginary
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Drew - Via Twitter
1 part me, 1 part you, & BAM...u have 1 awful response to ur question. #Sorry "@carinaround: Send me your favorite recipe"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Thinking I might start selling #Avon. How many of u bitches out there would buy these quality products from a smart & sassy fella like me?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Found rabbit tracks in my yard, I figure best way 2 handle it is with an automatic rifle and 100 shot clip but cant THANKS 2 OBAMA! #Sarcasm
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Drew - Via Twitter
Any argument from @GarrettGriess ? The taco master! "@rainnwilson: Nobody, and I mean nobody, loves tacos more than me. #tacos"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Heading to library preschool story time just to give these stay at home moms a reason to wake up in the morning #LibraryHunk #MyNewNickname
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