Answers - January 2013 - Page 4:
Drew - Via Twitter
Thinking about getting a #FaceTattoo, narrowed it down to 2 choices: American Bald Eagle or my 2nd grade teachers face. Thoughts?
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Look, Im as flexible as the next guy, but these #kegel exercises are killing my vagina. #ThatMakesSense
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Im now going 2 attempt to use the word "Wholesome" in a sentence: I have a #wholesome ppl like to stick their fingers in...its my butt hole.
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I like my coffee like I like my women...with no penis. Wait, I said that wrong...I like penis. #ThatsBetter
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I swear to god, if 1 more of these 5th graders calls me a perve Im going to quit offering them horsey rides on my lap #IHaveCandyInTheVan
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Garrett - Via Twitter
I have been contractually obligated to say: If you like things, or stuff, you should follow @askdrewnow on Twitter #adn
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Drew - Via Twitter
Everytime I see a beautiful sunset I think 2 myself "Wow, I really wish this herpes outbreak would clear up" #SeeWhatIDidThere #HerpesSunset
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Does anyone know how to get parmesan cheese out of pubic hair? And don’t say shower because thats just gross. #ItalianSausage
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My taxes went up so much I had to cut back on my Salted Nut Roll and Cat Food budget. THANKS OBAMA! #IHaveNoCat
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Just thought of a new party game called "Dont Touch The Dildo" All u need r friends, a cattle prod, a gallon of sour cream and 3 to 7 dildos
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If anyone knows of a job thats fun, pays well, and requires the applicant be a raging alcoholic please let me know #ICanAlsoUseATypewriter
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Obamer gone takes ma gunz.
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I want to shoot everyone who complains about gun control...but I cant because Obama took my guns. Thanks Obama #CantControlTheseGuns #MyArms
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California Psychics: The Best Or Its Free. #CaliforniaPsychics customers, the dumbest human beings on earth or...that’s it.
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Fair warning: If I ever see anyone dipping a pancake in a cup of coffee, I will break your collarbone. #Seriously
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Dear #3DoorsDown , please, just stop. For the love of glob, just stop.
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I hope Sally Field wins an oscar this year for her greatest movie ever...Mrs. Doubtfire #WhatIsLincoln ? #AMovie ? #IllBeDamned
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Its better to b pissed off than pissed on. FALSE. Getting pissed on is actually quite nice, just make sure no one eats asparagus #PissOnMe
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Think I need a break from reading scary books, the fridge just made a noise and I shit my pants. #IKickedYouInYourGhostBalls
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#LyricTweet of the day: "Me and you and a dog named Boo, bestiality threesomes what we love to do." #Classic
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