Answers - January 2013 - Page 3:
Drew - Via Twitter
Today is the beginning of the rest of ur life! Just kidding, ur life is pretty awful and will probably continue that way until u die #Sorry
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Drew - Via Twitter
@rainnwilson Reality Show Idea: List as many adjectives as possible.
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Well, I’ve seen 1 play from each conference. That’s about all I need of the #ProBowl
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Oh damn! Accu Chek Nano Blood Glucose Monitor is 23% more accurate! That’s incentive enough to gain 300 lbs and lose a foot. #DiabetesIsFun
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I truly love the jewish people, but this jewish rye bread tastes like sour donkey semen. #IHopeItsKosher
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just thought of a #joke but cant remember it all:Something something something dead bird, something something something erectile dysfunction
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QUICK, every1 shout their most favorite thing in the world! If you didnt say @AskDrewNow ’s twitter you are a douche. Also acceptable: #Porn
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Any1 remember Tim Tebow? No? Then I guess the power of my non prayers have won over his narcissistic bible beating #HaveFunBlockingForPunts
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I woke up this morning, looked at the alarm clock and thought "OH SHIT! IM 12 YEARS LATE FOR CHURCH!" #GuessIWillDrinkWineAtHome
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Going to form a female punk band and name it Blue Oyster Cunt. First single will be "Don’t Fear The Menstrual Cycle." #WhoWantsATshirt ?
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I just woke up and realized I cant find my gerbil...off to the emergency room again. #YouKnowWhereItIs
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Oh snap, I just got #Catfished ...I just caught a catfish, held it in my hands, it wasnt the fish I met online, then it fake died of cancer.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Like smoking filter-less cigarettes " @griessk @ExtraGrumpyCat: Don’t smoke cigarettes; there are cooler ways to die."
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I cant get the jingle from the Activia Yogurt commercial out of my head...I guess Jamie Lee Curtis’s colon really speaks to me #LoveHerFarts
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I like to play #Solitaire 4 or 5 times a day. Cards? What are cards? Wait, are we still talking about #Masturbation ?
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Drew - Via Twitter
In Detroit its just called City Park "@griessk: I went to the public shooting park today, talk about exciting! #thosegunsareillegal"
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@griessk An old Iowa truck driver named Mrs. Davis. Fun Fact: She put her fingers in my mouth more than once #BabyTeeth
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Look, jokes about STDs aren’t funny. Just ask all 32 of my ex-girlfriends. #ThisIsMyWayOfTellingYouAllYouHaveSyphilis
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Id say theyve gotten much sexier "@HeatherDawn9810:Either highschool boys have gotten uglier.or I had horrible taste when I was in highshool
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This #Sexting fad has gotten out of control. Long story short I had to block my moms texts on my phone.
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