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#SuperBowl When game is decided on a 4th qtr pass interference call it will be revealed the ref is actually Jill Harbaugh, abandoned sister |
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#SuperBowl Joe Flacco will finally b an elite QB, meanwhile Peyton Manning will be stuck working late at Papa Johns b/c Linda called in sick |
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#SuperBowl Ray Lewis will have a career game while hopped up on Deer Antler PEDs, then get shot by Ted Nugent as he drinks from a stream. |
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#SuperBowl Following Kaepernicks injury, Joe Montana will leave his Joint Juice ad, rush to the stadium and finish his pretzel stand shift. |
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#SuperBowl Randy Moss will have 14 TDs & 4,345 yards & pass Jerry Rice as the best WR of all time, then immediately demand a trade #BetOnIt |
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#SuperBowl Frank Gore will forget to morph out of his normal form and enter the game looking like this #BetOnIt https://t.co/CyTEdQPY |
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#SuperBowl Colin Kaepernick will throw for 32 yds & rush for -7 yds before a nasty arm tattoo infection will force him to the bench #BetOnIt |
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Who will win #SuperBowl whatever # it is? Easy. The 49ers will win. Unless the Ravens score more points, then the Ravens will win #BetOnIt |
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@AskDrewNow s #SuperBowl picks & #Predictions brought to you by #LasVegas. Las Vegas: Give us your money you idiots. Thanks, now go home. |
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Alright everyone, the moment u have been waiting for, the BEST MOST GUARANTEED #SuperBowl picks and #Predictions ! Enjoy! |
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"Women, u cant hurt em, u cant herd em in to Canada." Yet another life lesson from #MarriedWithChildren |
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Do you love betting on the #SuperBowl ? Do you love guaranteed #Predictions that will make you millions? Stay tuned! |
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I just caught my nut sack in the door of the dryer and tore it wide open. There goes 89 cents of gas station cashews I will never get back. |
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I wonder if #LifestyleLift can do the same for saggy old man balls as they do for fat nasty turkey necked old ladies? #LooksLikeTheJoker |
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My complexion is amazing thanks to this Loreal Go 360 Clean. My taint hasnt been this acne free since 1st grade. Thanks @HeatherDawn9810 |
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Some people see the glass as half empty, I see an opportunity to pee in the glass and wait to see who ends up drinking it. #WhoWantsToParty |
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. In related news, no 1 has seen the man from Nantucket in years |
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If u give a man a taco he eats for a day; teach a man to fish for a taco and I dont think either of you know what a taco actually is #WWJD |
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HOLY SHIT! I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT TO READ ABOUT #TOUCANS ! https://t.co/pqbumacA |
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I am loving this Loreal Go 360 Clean, thanks @HeatherDawn9810 ! The scrub pad really gets the dingleberries off my brown eye #ThatsMyAnus |
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