Answers - January 2013 - Page 14:
Drew - Via Twitter
Who wants to buy my Florida Gators starter coat from 1996? On sale after todays #SugarBowl for 75 cents.
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No such thing as 2 much heroine"@KennethDunham9: #StoryBehindMyScar I injected heroine 1 2 many times and I decided 2 wrestle a grizzly bear
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I want to invite all other #Florida Gator fans to join me in watching the end of Beverly Hills Cop on VH1 Classic. #betterthanthegame
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You ever open a tray of #Oreos to find they are all broken and just wonder...how the hell do fat people put up with this shit?
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Is it too late to pretend like I picked Louisville in the Sugar Bowl? A #3 team must have no desire to play a #21 team in a bowl. #GoGators
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Everyone pls join me in the fight against Pillow Pet Prostate Cancer, get ur Pillow Pets checked regularly. #pillowpet https://t.co/DVRGnG32
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I understand Dwight Howards plight...Im shooting about 30% from the line in my Nerf Basketball Living Room League. #worstintheleague
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Everyone should focus all time and effort on the following cause: getting these damn Cialis commercials off the air. Seriously awful #cialis
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Thinking about naming my next son Fiscal Cliff...but Cliff is a stupid fucking name. #sorrycliff #idontknowacliff #fiscalcliff
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There comes a time in everyones life when they need to just let go. Of what Im not sure. A rope? Maybe. A runaway horse? Absolutely. #advice
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Just tried to smother my burrito...all that did was get my pillow messy. #bestjokeof2013 #burrito
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@HeatherDawn9810 Why do u have to hurt? Im doing the best I can. "@iheartmarty: Youre a sorry excuse for a woman."
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Thanks alot Georgia, that 87 yard TD just lost me an argument that football fields are only 75 yards long. #Huskerpride #Nebraska
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I give credit to Taco Bell for trying with their commercials, but any guy who shows up at a party with nasty tacos is a shit head. #tacobell
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If #Nebraska wins this game at least I have my memories of Eric Crouch...selling swing sets at the mall last year. #huskerpride
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@HeatherDawn9810 Shut the fuck up. You just ruined 2013. #catchphrase #2013
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Anyone know what the over/under is on Taylor Martinez being charged for domestic abuse after he graduates? #huskerpride #nebraska
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#thatawkwardmomentwhen u realize u r typing an "awkward moment" tweet but have no awkward moments because u have no shame.
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Wait, Django Unchained is the romantic comedy about the old people who visit their kids for Xmas, right? #Django
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+1 FREE BONUS PACK AND 2 BOX TOPS!! #2013 is looking like its going to be my year! https://t.co/EWBv1LeW
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