Answers - January 2013 - Page 13:
Drew - Via Twitter
Everytime I watch Pet Sematary Im most disturbed by the guys muddy feet on the white sheets, & his wifes haircut, & the spelling of Cemetery
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Because he worships Satan. "@bigdickbandit8: How the fuck did @ericandre get Demi lovato on his piece of shit show. #ConfusedTweet"
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If u want in on my great #NewProductIdeas please do all the work making them & I will pitch it on Shark Tank. Or at Red Lobster, either way
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#NewProductIdeas Penis Farm. Could be a game, could be a band name, could be a new agricultural commodity. Ill leave the details up to u.
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#NewProductIdeas String Cheese that comes in manly sizes like MagLite, Pool Cue, and Louisville Slugger.
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I know plenty of French, as long as its "Are you sleeping" "brother John" "morning bells are ringing" or"ding dang dong" #bilingual #french
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My inadvertent plan to accidentally gain 10+ lbs over the holidays seems to be my most successful plan to date. #success ? #fat
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Someday when Im rich I will look back on this tweet and think "Damn I was dumb to think I would ever be rich." #Reality
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Its good to see Taco Bell is trending, maybe now they can do something for the waves of diarrhea their food causes. #tacobell #poop
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Watching the #FiestaBowl has made me realize 1 thing...Tostitos has the word "tit" in it. That is all. #tosTITos
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Everytime @Wendys sells a Triple Baconator they send a pair of XXXL sweatpants 2 a starving kid in Africa, 2 show them what they r missing
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Spoiler Alert: This is ur xmas present next year @garrettgriess , I need to know what the mystery troll is. https://t.co/kjpcEGJI
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@GarrettGriess Check it out...lets get 10 boxes. #garbagepailkids https://t.co/2HcOC8OD
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If @adultswim is smart they will let @ericandre & @hannibalburess host EVERY holiday special from now on.
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#DoubleDivas on Lifetime looks like it might be my new favorite show.
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I want my cup back. "@bryttnoel: #coolcats #coolcups #thor @HeatherDawn9810 @KatStudnicka https://t.co/LmoEqa9W"
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Drew - Via Twitter
Teaching a 2 year old anything reminds me I need to buy more whiskey. #letsdrink
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Please, no one tell Brett Favre about Snapchat. #wangpics
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#storybehindmyscar He was my favorite character in Lion King so I bought the 18" plush and pretend that we rule the Pride Lands together.
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Teaching a 2 year old how to use a knife is exactly like teaching a 2 year old how to use a knife. #thinkaboutthat
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