Answers - January 2013 - Page 12:
Drew - Via Twitter
Just played real life #OregonTrail driving the highway from Wyoming to Nebraska, survived the blizzard, died of dysentery when I got home.
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Name dropped @tori_mich @ Arbys in N Platte 2 get free curly fries, instead they slapped me & charged me double for my soda #WhatsUpWithThat
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The perfect vinyl soundtrack for your Thursday evening. #Beatles https://t.co/v9IR8hPV
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Pizza Guy Bangs Wife Part 6 #SixWordFilmPlots
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The toughest thing about being a stay at home dad is knowing every single mom at library story time wants me bad. #Sluts
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Kids Story I just wrote: Where is Little Bear? Could he be hiding? Bitch better come out now before I burn his damn house down. #OwesMeMoney
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FACT: There is a black cat sitting in a flower barrel licking a pile of chicken noodles in my back yard right now. #Seriously
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Havent had a drop of alcohol in 2.5 days, with all this extra lucidity Im wondering what life us all about...thinking its all about alcohol.
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Upgraded to VSC Elite Tier 1 by @caduceuscellars ! Now I know what Tony Danza felt like when he finally got 2 bang Judith Light #WhosTheBoss
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I feel like I must be out of the loop...who the hell is Justin Bieber?
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Seen this shit happen before, no pun intended. @GarrettGriess "@SarahThyre: See what I did there? No, there. Over in the corner. I pooed."
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I think we can all agree that this Alabama should be tonights big winner. #BCS #SweetPotatoPieAndIShutMyMouth https://t.co/79JPdU2U
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I hate Alabama (the state & football team, not the band, they kick ass) but Notre Dame is a crap hole (the school & the football team) #BCS
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Yay! My 1st #TwitterFeud ! I thought I had 1 once with @rushlimbaugh but it turns out hes just a stupid fat fuck. @GarrettGriess sucks ass.
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@GarrettGriess has no wiener. #TwitterFeud
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Imagine that, every Notre Dame fan at the game is a drunk, fat white guy. #irish
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Why is it so hard to start a twitter feud with someone? @GarrettGriess has no fight in him I guess. #weak
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Seriously. Fuck you @GarrettGriess for punking me, I never thought u would keep that important shit from me. #betrayel #bitch
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Fuck you @GarrettGriess .
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Anyone who tells you they are a Denver Broncos fan is a fucking liar. #bandwagon
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