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I really enjoy picking my nose. That is all. |
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I cant wait to get my free #PapaJohns #Pizza after the #SuperBowl. I just hope this one has less pubes on it than normal. |
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@HeatherDawn9810 @MeganMarieGray Is this a cry for help? Im calling the Spearfish AA group leader now to keep a seat open for you. |
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1 of the best movies ever. Wish I had a big wheel. "@bryttnoel: The interior design of the hotel in the movie the shining is so dope #70s" |
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The best thing about pronouncing "fajita" like "vagina" when u order is how quickly the waitress at Chilis calls the police on u. #WetFajita |
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When I was a kid my friends said u cant get AIDS frm a toilet seat. I wanted 2 prove them wrong so, long story short, they all have AIDS now |
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The best #WorkoutRoutine: Go 2 Wendys, eat triple Baconator, go 2 gym, stretch for 40 minutes while checking out butts, go home, nap. |
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Every time I wake up Im always stuck to the sheets. No more waffles in bed I guess. #WhatWereYouThinking #ItsAlsoThat |
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I wish I knew why farts smell like shit. #Mystery |
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@MeganSimo Ur sister @LaurenSimonsen told me that u should follow me. I promise u wont regret it. #YouMight |
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@MaryahCalkins I just talked to @HeatherDawn9810 and she said u should follow me, I was probably the coolest neighbor u ever had #OrNot |
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@lizziemiller21 This is the worst twitter feed of all time. Now follow me beotch! Pretend I said that nicely. |
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@Savboda Can u hook me up with a follow? @GarrettGriess can attest that this twitter feed will make ur life better in every single way. |
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When you hear what I have to say just remember, WOW upside down is MOM. #IBangedYourMom #Wow |
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Hoping to get in a round of golf tomorrow but their is snow on the ground. Does anyone have some blue balls I can borrow? #MineAreTooSore |
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Thats it for tonights #SuperBowl picks and #Predictions ! Join me soon for my pro bowling (or some shit like that) picks and predictions! |
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All bonus $ paid 2 the winning #SuperBowl players will b taxed at a higher, more fair rate than the middle class...THANKS FOR NOTHING OBAMA! |
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Everyone in New Orleans will be shit faced drunk and party all night, none of them will know the #SuperBowl is in town. #BetOnIt |
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#SuperBowl Roger Goodell will b in attendance, but only to figure out how 2 finally get Ed Reed to come to one of his pool parties #BetOnIt |
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