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My 2 year old and I are working on art together. Yes, I added the word "poop." Like I always say, keep it classy. https://t.co/ixc7bJpb |
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@MMFlint Doing my part, even in a red state like Nebraska. Heres hoping the electorate keeps this election honest. https://t.co/tDI9cok4 |
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Membership with @caduceuscellars has its future privileges, VSC selections like this will make 2017 a very good year. https://t.co/ETKYRVSb |
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@EddieTrunk @Mets as a mets fan I can assure u that they do.World series championships come and go but eternal sorrow as a Met lives forever |
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Preach it my brotha! "@SewardAndrew: @askdrewnow AMEN!" |
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@LauraJaneGrace Absolutely! Then we bowed our heads and prayed to the tune of Walking is Still Honest. It was a lovely service. |
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I cant be sure, but I think someone might be living in this waiting room. At least they disguise it well. Donut anyone? https://t.co/6RCMeCZL |
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I just got asked if Against Me! was a christian band, nice use of the cross on ur hoodies ;) @LauraJaneGrace @jimmyjames_b @SewardAndrew |
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Old Lady:"Remember when I bought that wreath from u last year?" Other old lady:"No." Ahhh, memories. #craftfairquotes #killmenow |
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Its Saturday! Who wants to do a bunch of blow and get some hookers? No one...no...ok I guess I will go to a craft fair with my mom instead. |
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@GarrettGriess Just remember, Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool. And no more going in the ocean, its too current. #hipsterdoofus |
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@GarrettGriess Oh....my....glob. |
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"In Hawaii they all got robbed except me so I rented a car." The best @GarrettGriess vacation summary ever. #imcomingforyouHawaiirobber |
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"Is it weird if I talk about his crazy turtle penis?" Words to live by. #Futurama |
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Steal a taco, sexy... RT@TacoBell Game two of the #WorldSeries is tonight! Who do you think will steal a base and #StealATaco for America? |
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@GarrettGriess I signed up for Fuckbook. Thats the same thing, right? I think I remember all my friends being porn stars...wait a minute... |
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@GarrettGriess Let me know which client it is and I will go beat the other $700 out of them with interest...and a wiffle ball bat. #thuglife |
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@GarrettGriess No, ur daughter did! Surprise! Here she is, the daughter u ran out on so many years ago. #deadbeatdad https://t.co/5TyrA8u7 |
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@GarrettGriess The South American Jaguars FUCK YEAH!Here is my visual representation of their logo #graphicdesigniseasy https://t.co/ESGLjvFi |
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I dont know who Phillip Phillips is but his singing is terrible & his parents r morons for naming him that. I will call him PP #worldseries |
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