Tebow and the broncos are pathetic pieces of s*it. Thank goodness this ridiculous story is finally over.

Dear Drew,
I just heard Jason Voorhees & Leatherface were supposedly together. I realize they're not real... but when did they supposedly get married?

Hates on finger-knives, It is true that Jason and Leatherface have had a long and sordid romance. We have documented several of their encounters on our site to help keep everyone up to date on their relationship. But to my knowledge they have not actually "tied the knot" as of yet. I don't know if it's because they are both dudes and it's still not legal where they live (backwoods Kentucky) or if it's because they are both afraid of commitment. Rest assured, once we hear word of any planned nuptials we will be the first people there with a video camera to get the wedding (and honeymoon...that's just sexy) on tape for everyone to see.

Dear Drew, I am part of Iran's nuclear program and wanted to know if you had any information on your government's plans to try and stop us. Any information would be very helpful.

Dear Yasar, Wow, this is definitely the most serious and political question we have encountered. Usually we just deal with things like, "Is this picture of Pee Wee Herman or a Hot Dog?" You know; important tasks like that. But since I answer all questions that come my way, I went ahead and made a couple calls to see what I could find out. So here is the inside info...I have no idea. Thanks for the great question!

@rainnwilson @HolidayReinhorn Dark Crystal: the movie where Bowie never looked more androgynous...wait a minute...never mind.

@CandaceBailey5 For a second I thought u were FINALLY getting rid of that terrible music group...that would make 2012 much better.