Dear Drew, I bought a Clay County news paper to wipe with the other day and on the front page was a headline that stated that some of Harvard will be demolished. Why wouldn't they just demolish the whole town?

Nort, The beautiful town of Harvard has many things to offer us that justify it's not being completely demolished. For example; if Harvard was demolished, where would we get all the meth we need to fuel our weekend drug binges? And if Harvard was demolished, where else would we go to get a delicious lunch and spend the next three days on the toilet with severe diarrhea if not the Black Dog Diner? So when you really look at it Harvard offers us so many important things in our lives that getting rid of it would only serve to make our lives empty and depressing. Now if you will excuse me, I have to get to Harvard to get started on that demolition right away. If I take enough meth before I start I'll probably have the entire town destroyed by lunch.