Dear Drew, If a grown man shaves around his anus, when it starts to grow back, will it be pokey? Scratchy? Will it tickle?

The French Connection, I had to consult with some of my associates on this question as I have personally never taken the time to shave around my anus. I mean, what kind of man would consider doing such a feminine thing? Luckily, I did find someone who has shaved around his anus for years and I was able to sit down with him in his bathroom to get the answers to your questions. While I was shaving his coin purse he informed me that he does not feel any pokiness, scratchiness or tickling when the hair grows back around his bunghole. The only discomfort that arises from his shaving escapades is an increase in the frequency of his nards sticking to his legs during those hot, steamy summer days. Now if you will excuse me I need to go shave around my anus.