Dear Drew, I came here because my friend claims to be "related" to you. I think she's just a stalker of good site creators. She even found some old head-shots of you online or something and photo-shopped them into some of her family pictures...weird, I know. She's gone as far as to say you're her "cousin" and that you're all about her "telling her friends" about your site. All I'm saying is that if you're ever around UNK, you might want to watch out for this short girl with black (sometimes red-ish), curly (sometimes straight) hair...yikes! Okay, now for my question. What do you do about obsessed friends who swear every good site creator is their relation? And what if said friend gets all FOUR little sisters to believe them?! I mean this is kinda crazy in itself, but next thing you know she'll be saying she's also related to Tom from Myspace. Also, where did you get that shiny thing on your left ring finger? It's pretty and shiny :) You have a great site! That's all :)

Nadene from North Platte, If I were you I would be very suspicious of this friend of yours who claims to be related to me. When you get to be as poor and famous as I am you get a lot of people who try to ride your coattails straight to the bottom, so it doesn't surprise me that people are already starting to try to steal a piece of my fame. However, the fact that this friend of yours has discovered the site and has started spreading the word like herpes in a rugby locker room, she can't be all that bad. Word of mouth is our greatest asset on this site; mainly because only 3 or 4 people in the entire world have visited this page. I also appreciate the heads up about this potential stalker. If I see anyone fitting the description you gave me I will be sure to have one of my associates try to run her over with their scooter. If that doesn't work I can always just make her watch Goulash Farmer...that would send anyone running for the hills. One thing I am very concerned about is YOUR safety. If your friend is having these grand delusions of AskDrewNow.com association, you may want to distance yourself from her immediately. That or ask her for some of the acid she is obviously using on a regular basis. But thank you for your compliments and please continue to visit the site. We should have some exciting new videos for you very soon! Oh, and tell my cousin hello.