Dear Drew, Are you going to get your awesome cousins askdrewnow t-shirts for Christmas? Bahahahahaha!

Broke in Bermuda, For Christmas this year I actually hope to give most of my family their own official "video-used" props from our world famous online videos. Perhaps someone will get the lamp from the shockingly romantic scene in Lamp Love. Another relative will get their very own big screen television as seen in TV Repairman. And one very lucky family member may even get the actual hot dog that Jesus threw in that sexy police officer's face. Some people might say I am being cheap by giving gifts that are actually just used pieces of crap. But the truth is, it's just easier than having a garage sale. Free props for everyone!