Dear Drew, I came here because my friend claims to be "related" to you. I think she's just a stalker of good site creators. She even found some old head-shots of you online or something and photo-shopped them into some of her family pictures...weird, I know. She's gone as far as to say you're her "cousin" and that you're all about her "telling her friends" about your site. All I'm saying is that if you're ever around UNK, you might want to watch out for this short girl with black (sometimes red-ish), curly (sometimes straight) hair...yikes! Okay, now for my question. What do you do about obsessed friends who swear every good site creator is their relation? And what if said friend gets all FOUR little sisters to believe them?! I mean this is kinda crazy in itself, but next thing you know she'll be saying she's also related to Tom from Myspace. Also, where did you get that shiny thing on your left ring finger? It's pretty and shiny :) You have a great site! That's all :)

Nadene from North Platte, If I were you I would be very suspicious of this friend of yours who claims to be related to me. When you get to be as poor and famous as I am you get a lot of people who try to ride your coattails straight to the bottom, so it doesn't surprise me that people are already starting to try to steal a piece of my fame. However, the fact that this friend of yours has discovered the site and has started spreading the word like herpes in a rugby locker room, she can't be all that bad. Word of mouth is our greatest asset on this site; mainly because only 3 or 4 people in the entire world have visited this page. I also appreciate the heads up about this potential stalker. If I see anyone fitting the description you gave me I will be sure to have one of my associates try to run her over with their scooter. If that doesn't work I can always just make her watch Goulash Farmer...that would send anyone running for the hills. One thing I am very concerned about is YOUR safety. If your friend is having these grand delusions of AskDrewNow.com association, you may want to distance yourself from her immediately. That or ask her for some of the acid she is obviously using on a regular basis. But thank you for your compliments and please continue to visit the site. We should have some exciting new videos for you very soon! Oh, and tell my cousin hello.

Dear Drew, Are you going to get your awesome cousins askdrewnow t-shirts for Christmas? Bahahahahaha!

Broke in Bermuda, For Christmas this year I actually hope to give most of my family their own official "video-used" props from our world famous online videos. Perhaps someone will get the lamp from the shockingly romantic scene in Lamp Love. Another relative will get their very own big screen television as seen in TV Repairman. And one very lucky family member may even get the actual hot dog that Jesus threw in that sexy police officer's face. Some people might say I am being cheap by giving gifts that are actually just used pieces of crap. But the truth is, it's just easier than having a garage sale. Free props for everyone!

Dear Drew,
I'm guessing that you guys don't earn any money making videos. What do you do for a living?

Curious in Curtis, Your assumption is correct; we actually make very little money running this website. We find that providing millions of hours of entertainment and knowledge to the world is payment enough. Unfortunately, this does leave several bills unpaid. So we do moonlight to make some extra money on the side. Garrett is a six time Star Trek trivia champion and has won over $23 in prize money over the last 12 years. Kevin spends his weekends working as a giraffe at the local zoo. He gets all the hay he can eat and brings any left over tree branches he has back to the ADN studios. And I spend my free time managing all of the money and tree branches that Garrett and Kevin make working at their jobs. I've even built a spreadsheet to keep track of it. To be honest it's less of a spreadsheet and more of a number I wrote on the back of a gum wrapper. But as long as we keep bringing in the cash from our side projects we will keep this site up and running for your pleasure!