Dear Drew, I am wondering if you have ever been prone to challenge an All-American wrestler to a match; then realize you are too much of a chicken?

Lil D in Redman, This story you pose does seem to ring a bell...but I can't quite place where I have experienced this type of "wrestling challenge avoidance." However, as I type this response one of my ribs is trying to heal from a severe fracture. While it was a hard fought match that left both participants beaten and battered, the fact that I came out victorious makes all the pain I'm in completely worthwhile. A classy champion usually grants their fallen opponent a rematch, but since I am a completely classless champion you will not receive a rematch...ever. I prefer to save you any more embarrassment or humiliation. As always, you are welcome.