Dear Drew, Where did the word F*ck originate from? Also, how many words can be combined with the word f*ck to make a meaningful term? For example, "that cartoon picture of you makes you look like a constipated f*ckface."

Normal in Port Orchard, This is quite the question and I appreciate your asking it. I did some researching and found out that the word "f*ck" actually originates from what I did to your mom last night. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it literally originated last night, but it did originate when the first person (probably for revenge) actually seduced and then f*cked their enemies mom. Nowadays people don't always use this tactic for revenge, sometimes it's used just for fun. And other times, as is the case in our situation, it's just because the mom is so hot that the "f*cker" just can not help themselves. It's really a compliment to your bloodline. Now, as far as the number of words that can be combined with the word f*ck to make a meaningful term...that answer is too many to count. For example, "This cartoon picture just fist-f*cked your sister" or "Let's all get naked and donkey-f*ck all night long." So feel free to utilize this word in any fashion you deem necessary...your mom certainly used it a lot last night.