Dear Drew, Who is that tall, gangly, googly muthaf*cker in all your videos? I've read his bio and everything, but I'm just not buying the fact that he used to be a professional basketball player. He's obviously way too tall to do that sort of thing. There's got to be more to the story than what you are telling us. I mean, what is he really? Is he a tree? Or a radio tower? Or an obelisk? Why is he so freakin' tall?!? I have to know or my brain will explode!

Seven Goobers in Rawbeeftestington, Well, your observations are quite accurate as that gangly fellow you see in our videos is in fact a tree, a radio tower and an obelisk. Though it is true he was once a professional basketball player, his career was pretty short lived when it was leaked that he only liked boxing out for rebounds so he could feel other guys' coin purses on his ass. But he serves a greater good with us now. Not only does he change all of the light bulbs in our gymnasium, but he also serves as a great ladder when we get our Frisbee stuck on the roof of our house...or the Washington Monument. He is available for rent if you need, just contact the Tall Things Rental department at AskDrewNow.com and we can get you set up with the googly muthaf*cker right away!