Dear Drew, Where did the word F*ck originate from? Also, how many words can be combined with the word f*ck to make a meaningful term? For example, "that cartoon picture of you makes you look like a constipated f*ckface."

Normal in Port Orchard, This is quite the question and I appreciate your asking it. I did some researching and found out that the word "f*ck" actually originates from what I did to your mom last night. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it literally originated last night, but it did originate when the first person (probably for revenge) actually seduced and then f*cked their enemies mom. Nowadays people don't always use this tactic for revenge, sometimes it's used just for fun. And other times, as is the case in our situation, it's just because the mom is so hot that the "f*cker" just can not help themselves. It's really a compliment to your bloodline. Now, as far as the number of words that can be combined with the word f*ck to make a meaningful term...that answer is too many to count. For example, "This cartoon picture just fist-f*cked your sister" or "Let's all get naked and donkey-f*ck all night long." So feel free to utilize this word in any fashion you deem necessary...your mom certainly used it a lot last night.

Dear Drew, Hello, you are gay.

Andrew in Analville, Thank you for your wonderful question; er....statement. This is probably the single greatest question we have ever gotten.

Dear Drew, My friend is a real jerk and I want to do something to get back at him. What would be a good prank to pull to teach them a lesson?

Dear Drew, Does Leatherface have a girlfriend in the films? I hope not :D:D.cuz I love him.

Svenja Nettetal in Germany, Actually, you're in luck! Leatherface is currently single and looking for a lovely lady to make his own! You may have to contend with Jason though as those two seem to have some kind of "special" relationship. But I suggest you find Leatherface and ask him out on a date. He might even let you take off his mask...that would be hot. Keep an eye out for a new Jason and Leatherface video coming soon...

Dear Drew, Who is that tall, gangly, googly muthaf*cker in all your videos? I've read his bio and everything, but I'm just not buying the fact that he used to be a professional basketball player. He's obviously way too tall to do that sort of thing. There's got to be more to the story than what you are telling us. I mean, what is he really? Is he a tree? Or a radio tower? Or an obelisk? Why is he so freakin' tall?!? I have to know or my brain will explode!

Seven Goobers in Rawbeeftestington, Well, your observations are quite accurate as that gangly fellow you see in our videos is in fact a tree, a radio tower and an obelisk. Though it is true he was once a professional basketball player, his career was pretty short lived when it was leaked that he only liked boxing out for rebounds so he could feel other guys' coin purses on his ass. But he serves a greater good with us now. Not only does he change all of the light bulbs in our gymnasium, but he also serves as a great ladder when we get our Frisbee stuck on the roof of our house...or the Washington Monument. He is available for rent if you need, just contact the Tall Things Rental department at AskDrewNow.com and we can get you set up with the googly muthaf*cker right away!

Dear Drew, is it just me, or is 2012 the worst movie ever?

Squirrly Haired Russian Kid Twin in Floodsville, No, it's not just you. 2012 is in fact one of the worst movies of all time. Between this and any movie starring Vince Vaughn, movie goers find themselves attempting to gouge out their eyes with their corn dog sticks just to avoid watching such ridiculous garbage. 2012, you suck ball water. (The movie and the year.)