Dear Drew,
Do you ever get the urge to save your feces in jars on shelves in your basement?

Normal in Port Orchard, Yes...absolutely. I find that keeping fresh feces on hand can really come in handy in many day to day situations. Let's say you are having an exciting dinner party...and three extra guests show up that you didn't plan for. Oh no, what on earth will you do? Well, if you have feces in a jar, you can feed the whole bunch without even trying! So don't feel strange if you have these urges, they are completely normal, and tasty! Poop away my friend, poop away!