Dear Drew, What happens if you're 40 years old and you have a vagina and a penis?

Tim in Transvestite Land, Isn't the answer obvious? PARTY! You don't need money, a job or even friends anymore! You have a penis and a vagina...do I need to spell out this out? Just spend all of your time with yourself, enjoying the sweet love making with the most beautiful person in the world; yourself! Just make sure to use plenty of Vaseline as I imagine you may experience some chaffing.