Dear Drew, why was the mouth of the tree so damned low in the clip "Kevin Interviews STUFF"?

Tree Humper in Talladega, Not a lot of people have experience talking to trees...or humping them. But our very own Kevin happens to be an (the only) expert in all things involving trees. From his extensive tree-humping research he has found that, no matter the tree or person involved, the mouth of the tree is always at the same level of the person's genitals. While I haven't tested this theory out, Kevin tests it out daily. In fact, I can see him outside proving this theory now...he certainly loves his trees. So go out and give it a shot, I'm sure you will enjoy it. Just watch out for squirrels.