Dear Drew, od uoy tsloem nhildrec?

Vagoo McWeiner in Vegas, On, I t'nod. But enough talking in code, thank you for your question. I have been keeping an eye on you since you submitted this question and I now understand why you asked. I will not join your secret club of Boy Scout troop leaders and Catholic priests, so please quit sending me issues of your magazine "A Boy's Life." I appreciate the offer but have to politely decline. So do yourself a favor and go get some help, and a shot of penicillin.