Dear Drew, What is a paper presentation?

Gaddesh in Guam, Lucky for you I am an expert on paper presentations. You see, the key to a good paper presentation is to have both paper...and a presentation. Basically, a paper presentation is a presentation on paper. And don't worry about that sound, it's just your mind being blown. I certainly hope this was helpful. Now if you will excuse me I have to go fondle a few new paper presentations.