Dear Drew, What's twelve inches long and white? NOTHING!!!

Walpole Native in Nogales, Well...I'm not really sure how to answer that. I guess as far as a joke goes you have a solid foundation, although I would have to question the basis for your argument. The reason being is that I have seen AskDrewNow.com's very own Kevin while soaping up in the shower, and he is a great example of a five dollar foot long. Of course, this makes everyone else here feel pretty inadequate, but that is to be expected when you spend a lot of time together...naked. So by all means, continue to submit the jokes; we will continue to provide the comic relief to help take them to the next level.