The votes have been tallied for the 1st Annual Dremie Awards. Thanks to everyone who voted. Look for the awards show in the near future.

Season 1 DVD's are going out like hotcakes, better donate $9.99 or more to get your DVD today!

Dear Drew, I really hated that pop up video with Brett. Mostly because I hate Brett. He stole my boyfriend. You got any other people we can learn about?

What's the most important letter in the alphabet? Why?

Paperboy in Ponchotown, After much thought I have come to the conclusion that the most important letter of the alphabet is L. It starts some of the greatest words in the English language. Labia, Lockjaw, Lesbian, Lick, Large, Lesion and Chode are just a few. I checked with my good friend Merriam Webster and he agreed, we would all be totally screwed if we didn't have the letter L. So lie back and enjoy the love of the letter L, it will gladly love you long time.

Why does my boyfriend still go on his okcupid account?

Charlene in Chexton, The reason your boyfriend has kept his okcupid account is because...and this might be hard to hear...he really loves the dudes. I know he has kept it a secret from you up until now, but I followed him last week when he told you he was going out to get the "male." Turns out he was heading to a local sausage fest to get his fix of delicious tube steak. Didn't you find it strange that you were the only person in the world who still had a Milkman come by each day while you were at work? But don't be worried, we have just the thing to cheer you up during this tough time. Send us a message with your contact info and we will send you out an official AskDrewNow.com Season 1 dvd with all of your favorite videos on it. It's just a little way for us to say, "Your boyfriend is totally gay, and that's ok, except not for you...sorry."

How old am I?

Alex in Alexandria, Judging by how you look peeking in at me through my mansion window each night, I would say 43. And please, in the future, wear pants while you watch me shower.

Dear Drew,
Got any other footage of Jesus and his hobbies?

I keep clicking your donate button and my mom keeps getting pissed off. I don't see what the big problem is, I'm donating to a good cause, aren't I?

Careless in Clitson, The simple answer is HELL YES! Not only does the donation money go towards website maintenance, video production and research & development, it also goes to the world famous "Needy Child Fund." That's right; the original Needy Child Fund was started back in 1998 by one industrious young man looking to raise money for the most needy child of all...himself. So we have continued the tradition with our website. In fact, 132% of all donations to our site go directly to that needy child. And just a fun fact, we employ that needy child for all of our child labor needs...so...that works out great for everyone. Donate away and help keep AskDrewNow.com on the air!

Is there a part of your body that you look at and start to laugh?

Billy Ray in Boulder, As one might expect, I frequently look at myself naked in the mirror to admire the amazingness that is Drew. But alas, there is one major flaw to this masterpiece that makes me laugh every time. I have a birthmark that starts at my knee, wraps around my thigh, comes across my chode and straight up my taint stick. And here is the scary part; the birthmark bares a striking resemblance to film, television star and NBA Hall of Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. It even has a tiny little bald head right at the top, just like our favorite hook-shot Laker. I am currently in the process of knitting my birthmark the cutest little jersey. Hopefully someday he can make us all proud and get a basketball scholarship to UCLA. Keep an eye out for the birthmarks appearance on an upcoming video. Kareem would be proud.

How does evolution work? Am I really descended from an ape?

Darwin in Deweese, The short answer is yes, you are absolutely descended from an ape. But don't worry; it is actually a pretty cool thing. Think about how many cool things apes do. They climb on stuff, throw poop at each other, and even bump uglies at the zoo. I don't know about you, but that sounds like the BEST DAY EVER. So if my calculations are correct, our evolutionary process has peaked and will be heading in to the downward curve of "de-evolution" shortly. That means we will slowly devolve back to those hairy and fun-loving apes. The evidence is already in front of us, just look at John Cena. He is already fully devolved to his apish state. I, for one, can't wait.

Go see Avatar in 3D immediately! It is one of the best movies in a long time.

We have a winner for the Caption Contest. Thanks to everyone who submitted their captions. The winner will be receiving some sweet AskDrewNow.com merchandise... We'll announce who won a little later on.

What do you do if you have things growing on your pee pee. Like little circle things?

Me in Mexico, The first thing you need to do is immediately stop hanging out with the ladies down at the docks. They may be cheap and can do dirty things to you that no one will discuss, but they really do carry "the gift that keeps on giving." Next, get yourself a container of bleach, put in a copy of "Tiger Woods' Favorite Holes" on DVD and get to whacking and dipping. The more excited you get the more your sores will open up and let that healing bleach in. Do this three or four times a day for the next thirteen years and your johnson will be smooth and shiny in no time. That burning means it's working....*AskDrewNow.com in no way condones putting your genitals in bleach. However, having sex with ocean dock hookers is absolutely required*

Dear Drew, I recently tried some of the famous candy corn from Clot Farms and it was delicious! Do they grow any other kinds of food?

Woah, why did your homepage change? Now it has text answers too?

Change Hater in Chickipee, we wanted to simplify the ADN experience and display everyone's questions equally on the homepage. So submit your questions and check back as much as possible. The new homepage will always be changing with all of your new, great questions. Also, the category links and archive links on the right side have not changed at all, so fear not! It's not too much change, even for you.

Where are you guys from?

Rudy in Rudderton, Presently, we have to keep our location a secret. Unfortunately, we have a few pending lawsuits against us, as well as our web designer's upcoming paternity battle on Jerry Springer, so for the time being we have to lay low. But fear not, if you really want to find us, just look to the rainbows. Find a beautiful flower in the meadow. Whisper a wish in to the crisp summer breeze. Wherever dreams live and your rash itches, we will be there. And if you want to get together for coffee, just send us a message, we are always happy to hang out with a fan.