I am 37 years old and still haven't hit puberty. Will I ever get to water my bush or watch my marbles descend?

Ken Doll in Kanyeville, In order to speed your puberty process, seeing how you are already 37 years old, you need to start doing some really manly things to get the testosterone flowing. Build a shed, punch a hole in a wall, maybe even put on some roller skates and dance disco in a thong. Anything like that should do the trick. And if that doesn't work, just enjoy your high singing voice and be the next Justin Timberlake. I think we can all agree that he will never be a man.