Dear Drew,
How can I find out more about all of the people I see on your website? I'm thirsting for more inside info!

Dear Drew, I'm so excited that I found out how babies were made!! Problem is, my heaven juice doesn't cum..er..come out very well. Is there a way to help get my heaven juice to flow out any better?

Clogged in Columbia, I would be happy to help you get your heaven juices flowing! First, you are going to need a few things. Get the biggest bottle of conditioner you can find, this will come in very HANDy for what you need to do. Next, find some nice scented candles to help set the mood. I would suggest lilac or sewage, but whatever you prefer will work. The last thing you will need is a nice picture to focus on while harvesting the heaven juice. I would go with either Jessica Biel or Chuck Norris, but again, whatever you prefer will work. Now comes the fun part! Put the poster up on the wall where it can clearly be seen. Then go ahead and light your candles and begin to relax. Now take the container you want to fill with heaven juice and....fill it with conditioner. BOOM! You have just made heaven juice. But be careful with your new hobby, it can lead to teenage turkey pregnancy and no one likes that.

Dear Drew,
I can't find any good educational shows on TV for my kids to watch. Know of any wholesome shows for my family?

Who are you? I lover your site so much!

Poo Pants in Poo Land, I am Drew. That is who I am. Although, some people call me their worst nightmare...just kidding (maybe.) So keep enjoying the site and I will continue to give you the best advice in the world. Get on YouTube and subscribe to our page, then hop on over to Facebook and join our group...oh, and go ahead and follow us on Twitter. Big things are happening here at AskDrewNow.com, stay tuned!

Dear Drew, How many teams are currently undefeated in the NFL?

Anton in Alexandira, I'm not 100% sure, so I am going to have to go ahead and say....64. I don't follow the NFL as I am a hardcore XFL fan and only follow that league for my football fix. Of course, seeing as how the XFL only existed for one season, it does get a bit predictable to watch the same games on DVD over and over. But that's ok, the extreme nature of the XFL is a perfect compliment to my lifestyle so I will continue to support them whole heartedly. Please let me leave you with these final, XFL inspired words: He Hate Me. Thank you, and goodnight.

Dear Drew,
What else was Jesus up to in his spare time, when he wasn't selling used cars?

I love nipples, is that strange?

Kaytee in Korea, No, that is not strange at all. Many people love nipples, it is something that is beautiful and natural. However, if you find your nipple obsession is starting to cause problems in your life, I would suggest satisfying your urges with some nice rubber nipples. Start using them to drink all of your beverages. Put them on your knees to keep warm on those chilly winter nights. Heck, you could even use them to feed a baby goat. So don't feel bad, just find safer and less disgusting ways to indulge your nipple fetish. Be sure to let us know how your nipple experiment goes, we are titillated to find out.

Do you think fallopian tubes are sexy?

Ova in Oklahoma, Yes, I absolutely love fallopian tubes. In fact, just reading your question got me all flustered. And if you think fallopian tubes are sexy, just picture a nice mucus membrane on the end...yeah, that's hot.

I am 37 years old and still haven't hit puberty. Will I ever get to water my bush or watch my marbles descend?

Ken Doll in Kanyeville, In order to speed your puberty process, seeing how you are already 37 years old, you need to start doing some really manly things to get the testosterone flowing. Build a shed, punch a hole in a wall, maybe even put on some roller skates and dance disco in a thong. Anything like that should do the trick. And if that doesn't work, just enjoy your high singing voice and be the next Justin Timberlake. I think we can all agree that he will never be a man.

This site is crap! Why can't you do something better? By the way, I love what you are doing, keep it up!

Jake Missingpeter in Dongville, Fear not! We are always working on more delicious awesomeness for the site. We always strive for something better, even if it is difficult to get better than the best, which is what we already are. So go ahead and Digg us, check out our RSS feed, and hop on Facebook and Twitter and start following our work. It will fill that hole in your life you have been feeding with musicals and skinny jeans very nicely.

What is your name? Why are you so great?

Conner in Creighton, My name is Amadeus Knuckle Ingerden, but you can call me Drew. If you ever get confused or can't seem to remember where to find us, just remember this little jingle: AskDrewNow.com, loved by all and loves your mom." And that, my friend, is why we are so great. Check out more of our videos, follow us on Twitter, join our group on Facebook, enter our contests and win great prizes! Wow, even I'm excited!