How do I get my girlfriend to stop humming the AskDrewNow.com theme song in bed when we are trying to get intimate?

Dacklenut in Dazzville, I actually get asked this question a lot. Some women like to hum the theme song, others put up posters of me on their headboards, and some even ask their boyfriends to wear our deluxe latex Drew mask (for sale at fine mask stores everywhere) while they are bumping uglys. I hate to tell you this, but there is really nothing you can do to make it stop. The best you can hope for is to learn to tolerate it. You have it easy; simply buy a pair of official AskDrewNow.com ear plugs and keep them handy each time you start to feel frisky. Just be glad she hasn't asked for the mask yet, facial reconstruction surgery in my image can be very costly...and sexy.