Dear Drew,
What's the coolest party trick ever imaginable? I desperately need something to get with the ladies.

Andrew the Virgin in Vacaville, Having attended many great parties in my day, I am certain that the following party trick will land you more pelt than a fur trader's cabin. Start with a few ladies and about sixty ice cold Jello shots. Sounds pretty normal, right? WRONG! Regular Jello shots aren't going to work for someone like you. So make your Jello shots with about 90% Everclear and only 10% Jello. TRICK! That is what all of the ladies will be turning with you after just a few of those jiggly delicious treats...no impressing necessary. Just make sure to have a few garbage bags around for the vomit, there will be lots of it. And if you are in to that thing then...BONUS!